Howard and Beffie never fight...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Apr 28, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Even Dr Drew said that wasn't healthy.
    How many egg shells does Howard have to walk on to keep Beffie happy? How many Gossip cop, True Beauty, Mom Caves does he have to pay for for her to blow him?
     
  2. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    He should have put it out there early that he was willing to be a doormat and open his wallet to any reasonably attractive woman who would have him. Could have found a hotter woman who wasn't a wonky eyed moron.
     
  3. Wesmantooth

    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    thats because they are never fucking together :jj:
     
  4. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    He should have stuck with Angie Everhart. She is one hot piece of ass.
     
  5. jaybrook07

    jaybrook07 Active Member

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    Howard does what he has to do, if not Beth's inner self will show.

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  6. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    This, if I never saw my wife we'd never fight either.
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

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    She doesn't blow him.
     
  8. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Degrading to women, his shrink said so.
     
  9. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Howard has to buy her a couple of Saudi oil wells before she will make with the head. That's why he needs the 300M from Sirius.
     
  10. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Is he still saying they never fight or is this old?
     
  11. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Well, we do have it on record that one time they fought on air! About the Jared photo...
     
  12. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Also one that gives head, likes anal, enjoys doggy style. I'm not sure what the fuck he was thinking when not only dating Beth, but marrying the bitch. I really don't get it.
     
  13. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Fixed.
     
  14. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    You must not be a doorman. :rolleyes:
     
  15. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    And last month Howard said he and Beth had a "little tiff" (he didn't use the "f" word) over a shrunken shirt. He said there needed to be "some sort of system" for his laundry and it was quite comical that he actually looked to Beth for an answer. Howard quickly came to his senses and said the matter is really "Ralph's job" at which time his Khaleesi demanded an apology. Howard turned into molten flesh, apologized and said he was really just upset with himself.
     
  16. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    beth never shit either and howard never lies.
     
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    I'm sure that shrunken shirt was one he wore to a taping of AGT and he thought he'd be in shit for not having it with him in case he needed to re-tape something from the show he wore it on. He made a huge deal out of having to bring his full wardrobe to each city just in case.
     
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    I think it was Dr. Ablow that outed Beth and Howard, back when they wanted t make everyone think they were perfect. I'll never forget Beth's shock! If anyone (Timmy) has the video or audio please post. Howard slips ALL the time about fights that they have and then he says they 'never' fight. Like everything else in the World of Stern it is all horseshit.
     
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    I miss celebrity rehab. :bigcry:
     
  20. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :lol: Gossip Cop :rofl:

    toally forgot about that one! :lo5:

    did that piece of crap ever get off the cutting room floor?