howard and beth have a personal flight attendant?

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  1. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    i was listening to 12-18-09 and howard had beth on the phone discussing why they never banged on a plane. beth says she would like to "but there is that stewardess that flies with us". howard completely ignores that and starts saying something else. one of those obvious bowling alley, helicopter moments.
     
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    why wouldn't you?
     
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    Howard hasn't flown with the peasants on a commercial flight this century.
    Beth goes commercial when she is alone.
    :coffee:
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    :mad:
    Howard cares about the planet
    .....and he cares about pigs,cows,chickens,werewolves, and Mexicans.
     
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    The lady who helps out around the plane...
     
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    Yeah, they're called 'caterers.'
     
  7. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    good point. never mind.
     
  8. JaredWD

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    This is correct.

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    Fuck Nick Saban!
     
  10. Beth143nacho

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    It's probably not even a stewardess. It's probably a leading expert that Howard bought to learn how to sit in an airplane. He's gotta have an expert on everything that retarded 2-yr olds can perform flawlessly.
     
  11. smichal

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    wow... too good for regular air travel, eh? This is where our subscription money went. Sickening.
     
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    And miss a chance at sucking marbles? No fucking way.

    Charter flight. Top notch accommodations! That bitch will grab any nickle she can get her long gangly biscuit hooks on.
     
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    This is one time I think he puts his foot down.
     
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    Translation = Servants
     
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    If Howard had half the honesty that he purported to have his show would be instantly listentable. His passion is gone but most of his talent remains. He lives in a world that the vast majority of people never see but he continues to pretend he's a schlub.
     
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    Wiggy has help for everything. The guy that "helps with the jerking off" is really well paid (his family is now the 3rd richest in Mexico).
     
  17. Herc

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    His cheapness knows no end. He won't even pay for his "Malignant Cunt" to fly Private. She's must have thrown a Tantrum when he first laid down that law for her . . . :giggle:
     
  18. SouthernListen

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    If you've got $35,000 for the flight, you probably have $100 for the flight attendant's pay. It's probably also some sort of FAA requirement if carrying passengers for pay. I doubt he owns his own plane, probably pays a service where you have one at your disposal.
     
  19. Robert Higgins

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    I'm hoping that Beff-O is waiting to get one of those TSA full body searches where they squeeze her tits and crotch. .
     
  20. kauzpayne2002

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    you are correct . Howard stern uses charter jet company and there is a faa requirement that if you have passengers you have to flight attendant who also works for the company that he rents the jet from.