Howard and Beth Stern have an obese cat

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I bet the animal expert is feeding it tuna. That cat will have a short life. I bet I'm a better cat expert. My cat is 19 years old and still healthy.

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    how about that other cat of theirs with the Beth Pet Bling 2000 dollar designers jeans?


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    I fed my kitty tuna, crab or lobster a couple times a month. It was a nice treat for him. Then I would let him outside and shit in the neighbors garden.
     
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    my kitty looks super-fat, but he's light as a feather. I hope he lives to be 19
    :pray:

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    holly shit that is one pissed off looking pussy
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    That cat won't live through the divorce proceedings.
     
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    Howard is used to it, since he also has an obese co-host.
     
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    She probably woke the poor guy up and made him pose for a photo. "Psss psss psss, look at the camera, look at the camera!"
     
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    nah, he's the sweetest thing ever!


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    Beth Ostrosky Stern treats animals like humans. That is why she is a failure as an animal expert.
     
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    but looking at the belly on this thing, i think you're right. that's sad. i worry about the weight of my cats, cuz the other one eats like a horse.

    these 2 are like that movie with the 2 retards who wanna get married and have kids...
     
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    Dawg has a cat? Bizarre!!!


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    Thats not even the worst part. They had the cats declawed which is far worse. Howard said one was already that way when he got it but i call bul shit.
     
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    Hey Dawg, a few times a year when i am making tuna, i drain the can, split the juice into 2 little bowls and let my kitties drink it. I read somewhere that's like kitty champagne. That's OK, right? otherwise, they get Iams dry cat food.
     
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    Monk wants me to declaw my kitties :bigcry:

    i saw just buy crap furniture.
     
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    I'm sure that's fine, Your doing it in moderation. I'm saying that I bet that the sterns feed their cats human food daily.
     
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    Dry cat food and water daily for a cat and it will be healthy. Like i said mine is 19 and she still jumps me when i'm coming around a corner :jj:
     
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    I wonder what would happen to Howard's household if someone were to kidnap all of his pets? Those animals are overfed and spoiled, and probably have their own personal chef...I'll bet the only time Bianca gets fed is when Beth is notified there is photographers outside of their building.