Howard and Beth wrote their own wedding vows?

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  1. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

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    During one of the Ronnie best of, Howard said he and Beth were working on writing their vows. The vomit inducing level of narcissism and delusion involved must have been off the chart. I can only imagine. Beth, I never thought I could love again. You complete me. Howard, you're the man of my dreams. I've waited my whole life for you. Fucking puke. I wonder how anyone kept a straight face. Didn't everybody have to go to Burger King or something afterwards? Howard's nouveau rich bullshit of salads and fish wasn't getting the job done.
     
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    I've been to a wedding where this took place
    also one where the groom wrote and sang a song while playing guitar during the dinner thing
    I was very uncomfortable during both of these fiascos
     
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    *fixed :coffee:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Beautiful sentiments, if true and not a PR/marketing move.
     
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    Wiggy recited the prenup, and Beefus recited the NDA?
     
  6. Shart Garfunkel

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    Howard: Beth...I love everything about you...your catcher's mitt hands, your gunboat feet, your alien shaped head and your caterwauling voice...my dream is to live out my years with you in separate homes while I indulge in gay porn and perform fellatio on various beer can thick cocks. You are the wind beneath my pelican wings."
     
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    So, you were AT the ceremony, I see.... :up:
     
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    It was quite moving.
     
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    It's called a prenup and their lawyers wrote it, while Ralph lurked in the background
     
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    i remember they were both so astounded that each of them put "i got your back" in their vows without the other knowing. :rolleyes:
     
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    Beth..."I've cheated with every nan I've had a relationship with but this time it will be different"
    Howard...." Say what?"
     
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    At least he didn't break down and cry like Carolla. What a chump!
     
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