Howard and Beth's Bizarre Christmas Card

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Night Ape, Dec 22, 2012.

  1. Night Ape

    Night Ape Well-Known Member

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    dude, this topic is older than Rae Stern's cunt
     
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    This is so bad I thought it was fake, which one is Howard? Or did he come to terms with being to hideous to scare people?
     
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    This is A Dave attells old porn thread
     
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    Who is the person that would receive this card, look at it, and then laugh? I think maybe the thought "how gay" might quickly go through their head as it's being crumpled up and disposed of.
     
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    Oops.
     
  7. JDDaBadAhz

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    She's using a pot holder to hold a tray of cookies that are already decorated, what a dope.
     
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    at least she's covering up those enormous mule skinners of hers :jj:
     
  9. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    That's OK.
    Something as funny as this bears repeating.
     
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    Be fair. You don't expect her to know how a kitchen works, do you?
     
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    You be fair too, she knows enough to put that soggy marshmallow mess together.
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Those cookies must be covered in cat fur.
     
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    ...or wig fur.
     
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    It's low-class, tacky, and tasteless. Whether it's a joke or not, it's exactly what we've come to expect from those two.
     
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    maybe she'll be naked in next year's card. it'll be so hot- a naked 41 year old trophy horse whose female hormones are drying up. i wonder if her periods are coming fewer and farther between yet. maybe she can be a spokesmodoe for hotflash remedies.
     
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    Wonder how long it took to apply all those hair extensions?
     
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    One of the whores from a 1986 Whitesnake video is now doing cat porn. They all gang-paw her after eating the LSD-laced cookies
     
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    Holding an animal in one hand, and food in the other is a big no-no in food preparation.
     
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    They're always trying to prove that they don't take themselves seriously and they're in on the joke, like the card with Beth as Yoko. Such morons who think they are so clever.