Howard and Beth's Bizarre Christmas Card

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Night Ape, Dec 22, 2012.

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  1. Night Ape

    Night Ape Well-Known Member

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    Dec 22, 2012 #1
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    dude, this topic is older than Rae Stern's cunt
     
    Dec 22, 2012 #2
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    This is so bad I thought it was fake, which one is Howard? Or did he come to terms with being to hideous to scare people?
     
    Dec 22, 2012 #3
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    This is A Dave attells old porn thread
     
    Dec 22, 2012 #4
  5. ApeFace

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    Who is the person that would receive this card, look at it, and then laugh? I think maybe the thought "how gay" might quickly go through their head as it's being crumpled up and disposed of.
     
    Dec 22, 2012 #5
  6. Night Ape

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    Oops.
     
    Dec 23, 2012 #6
  7. JDDaBadAhz

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    She's using a pot holder to hold a tray of cookies that are already decorated, what a dope.
     
    Dec 23, 2012 #7
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    at least she's covering up those enormous mule skinners of hers :jj:
     
    Dec 23, 2012 #8
  9. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    That's OK.
    Something as funny as this bears repeating.
     
    Dec 23, 2012 #9
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  11. HorsetoothBeth

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    Be fair. You don't expect her to know how a kitchen works, do you?
     
    Dec 23, 2012 #11
  12. JDDaBadAhz

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    You be fair too, she knows enough to put that soggy marshmallow mess together.
     
    Dec 23, 2012 #12
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Those cookies must be covered in cat fur.
     
    Dec 23, 2012 #13
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    ...or wig fur.
     
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    It's low-class, tacky, and tasteless. Whether it's a joke or not, it's exactly what we've come to expect from those two.
     
    Dec 23, 2012 #15
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    maybe she'll be naked in next year's card. it'll be so hot- a naked 41 year old trophy horse whose female hormones are drying up. i wonder if her periods are coming fewer and farther between yet. maybe she can be a spokesmodoe for hotflash remedies.
     
    Dec 23, 2012 #16
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    Wonder how long it took to apply all those hair extensions?
     
    Dec 23, 2012 #17
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    One of the whores from a 1986 Whitesnake video is now doing cat porn. They all gang-paw her after eating the LSD-laced cookies
     
    Dec 23, 2012 #18
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    Holding an animal in one hand, and food in the other is a big no-no in food preparation.
     
    Dec 23, 2012 #19
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    They're always trying to prove that they don't take themselves seriously and they're in on the joke, like the card with Beth as Yoko. Such morons who think they are so clever.
     
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