Howard and Beth's Superbowl schedule

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    3pm Animal Planet Puppy Bowl
    5pm Beth cooks Howard dinner-Tofu Meatloaf and Brown Rice
    6pm Howard and Beth intently start watching Superbowl waiting for AGT spot which NBC promises Howard it will run in first half so Howard can get sleep
    6:50pm The first of many commercials come on which use dogs to sell their product. Beth has Howard take picture of Bianca barking at 105" TV set.
    6:55pm game resumes as Howard reads New York Times waiting for next commerical break
    8:45pm Howard getting antsy. 2 minute warning and finally AGT ad runs. Howard upset the way he looks complains bitterly to Beth.
    8:58pm Halftime Howard and Beth eagerly await Madonna halftime show. Howard says Madonna still has a good body for a 50 year old but now has a butterface. Jokes with Beth how she will look at
    50. Beth angry Howard apologizes and they have makeup sex
    9:40pm Howard exhausted falls asleep after finishing on Beth's belly.
    11:33pm Howard wakes up after tossing and turning over AGT spot. Can't understand how he looked that bad. Worried that audience will notice his flabby stomach. Takes a half of Ambien.
    6:20am Howard takes first of many calls from asskissers Bobo and MFB who tell Howard AGT commercial was best commercial in Superbowl. Howard said he wouldn't know as he went to sleep at halftime
     
  2. Noshferatu

    Noshferatu Active Member

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    that actually sounds about right for some reason :D
     
  3. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    sounds right to me