Howard and football

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by reno, Sep 15, 2013.

  1. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Do you think Howard is going to watch football this afternoon? If not what is he going to be doing?
     
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    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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    Of COURSE not! There must be some Bachelor or other gay ass TV show he DVRed rather than an actual, live NFL game for Howard to watch.

    There's an outside chance he DVRed a random NFL game today to fast forward through the actual game action to get to the Clay Matthews' commercials.

    :gay:
     
  3. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    he prolly loves their round, mus-yoolar buttoxes
     
  4. FSFN

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    No football, but there will be balls involved


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  5. PurplePeople

    PurplePeople New Member Banned User

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    Howard's interest in sports is much like the middle age women I know who start watching when their local team makes the playoffs. If a New York team gets close to a championship, Howard suddenly becomes a fan and pretends he knows the names of some of the players.
     
  6. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    I don't think Howard even knows what a first down is. But I bet he likes tight ends.
     
  7. ice cream

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    Two words that are the complete opposite?
     
  8. Black Sabbath

    Black Sabbath Nothing to prove

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    Shit NO! He is taking pictures of Beth and Kittins ............
     
  9. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Howard will spend this afternoon sucking Ronnie's penis.
     
  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Granny Stern goes to hoops games to get photographed. Bet he doesn't pay for the tix.
     
  11. KShow

    KShow New Member Banned User

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    He only likes sports where he can get seats close enough to see the black athlete's meat swinging in its shorts.
     
  12. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me Gold

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    don't know but you're not a real man if you don't watch NFL football.
     
  13. DarkFriday

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    :cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cbj:
     
  14. gail ha chu

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    Probably watching America's Next Top Model so he can get some tips on how to photograph models.