Howard and his condoms???

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by wujekcity, Apr 4, 2015.

  1. wujekcity

    wujekcity Well-Known Member

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    Do you guys really think Howard uses a condom when he fucks Beth???? She is pretty hot and athletic....and I bet you she has a tight pussy, I cant imagine being married to a woman that attractive and have to put on a condom every time we have sex??? does she blow him with a condom on too??? lol

    does anyone else here use a condom with your wife????? obviously he doesnt want more children and I can respect that, but he can just get clipped and blast away!!!

    I find the whole condom thing very hard to believe!!!!!!!!
     
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    Ya he uses a condom. He doesn't want to give Ralph, the whorses herps
     
  3. wujekcity

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    speaking of Ralph, I have to admit that I am kind of jealous of him! works 1 hour a week with HOward and is able to have a nice boring life!!! Howard probably pays for his gay sex encounters too as an xmas bonus! Ralph really is an incredible story if you really think about it
     
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    He doesn't use condoms with beff because he doesn't fuck Beff.
     
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    You think he's risking getting pregnant by just using a condom? I think he's been fixed, she's been fixed and a condom hasn't been in that seen by that couple in a decade.
     
  6. crazypreacher

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    I don't think they screw.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    He says he does all the time and has admitted he's made Beth wear a female condom too sometimes. Seems like pretty hot sex.


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    The question is: Who wears the condom?
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    Howie barebacks Ralph. That we know for sure.
     
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    Either she has an std for real, or she thinks that what comes out of a man's peepee is icky and doesn't want that white stuff anywhere near her.
     
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    Odds are strongly against her having a tight pussy behave you seen the size of her massive hands and feet? I imagine some pretty monster pussy lips happening down there for the Beefus.

    And, yes, he not only uses a condom, but he also keeps his condoms secured in a lockbox AND he pulls out when he orgasms..... just for extra assurance that there will not be a Beefus baby.

    Beth has tried for a baby, including a story Howard shared of her wanting spontaneous sex in a limo. But Howard refused.

    If they are still having sex, it is probably just a small handful of times a year.
     
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    Sillyoldman.....no way does beff have huge pussy lips hanging down.....I am not saying at some point in her life she didnt have them....but she is so superficial that she would have had surgery to make her pussy more attractive. We need to remember that she went to Laser treatment when Bald Eagle was in style. She cannot grow hair.......so if you ever listen to Howard, no matter how attractive a little hair might look on a girl, he always has to still say that Bald Eagle is the hottest so he doesnt insult Beth. Someday he will slip up and say that it was just a fad and it makes a girl look 12, that will be the day Beefus will go out and buy a Mirkin
     
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  14. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    That's an interesting AV you have there :D
     
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    He's an odd fellow. He definitely wears them.
     
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    he's a 60 year old man with the same personal stylist for the last 30 years. how hard they got to slap you across the face with the evidence for you to wake up and smell what The Rock is cookin?
     
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