Howard and His Guitars

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by cygnus2112, Feb 23, 2014.

  1. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    I wonder what he bought. The other day he said he spent thousands on guitar equipment.
    Wonder what kind guitar and amp he bought.
    JCM 900 amp? Les Paul Custom AAA quilted top?
    Or was it a Squire Start and a Fender Blues Junior?
    Lol what does he know haha
     
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    some faggy overpriced boutique amp along with an overly complex custom switched effect loop chain is my guess

    he already has the guitars and he probably is going to want to try to recreate guitar tones/sounds from all his favorite songs
     
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    Line 6 amp, he will download his tones hahaha
     
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    hmmm but too simple, he needs to have techs involved like his TV rigs
     
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    hes probably getting custom carvin or some crazy shit because he's a professional now...guarantee he's paying for a FT guitar guy now
     
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    With the amount of cash he has on hand I would hope he would by a 59 burst....as another investment but not to play.
     
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    thats a 59 les penis
     
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    Lol! That's so funny!

    Maybe he bought a Line 6 XT Pro pedal. Or is that too complicated? "Where's the Leslie West setting??? Robin!!!?"
    I'm guessing he called Fred for opinions of what to buy. I can't see him with a Les Paul. Those are Too heavy for his weak arms. Maybe an acoustic/electric Ibanez or Fender Acoustistrat.
     
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    I did a google image search for "penis guitar" and somehow I knew something would come up. the internet is an amazing place.
     
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    He probably went into Guitar Center and they led him to the 'best' for a man of his bank balance. Probably ended up with a Mesa Mk IV or some hand wired point to point job.
     
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    Anyone here appreciate a Sovtek amp?
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    For the benefit of those of us who smartened up, er, I mean don't listen anymore, is taking up the guitar Wiggy's latest new hobby that he will suck hard at and never come close to mastering, like grilling, chess, photography, photoshop, etc?
     
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    Wiggy grilled? Wish I heard that shit.

    "You should only flip your steaks once, Robin"
     
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    will his guitar teacher will tell him he's better than Buddy Guy, Steve Vai and Eric Clapton combined after a month?
     
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    I would bet the farm that Howie has a Line 6. I wish he took real calls so we could ask him what kind of amps he bought. I guarentee you that the Wig thinks that Line 6's are cool. He probably has no idea what a "tube" is for an amp, nor does he have one that needs them.
     
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    Wiggy is such a scum faggot. I remember numerous times him busting on Richard for "wasting his time" with that stupid band of his. Wigward is so full of himself that he will be shoving his shitty guitar playing down our throats like his shitty photo shoots. He really believes that he is the most talented man in show business....just ask him!
     
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    I kind of disagree. I bet he went with a classic Les Paul/Marshall combo just like Clapton and Page and his classic rock heroes.
     
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    He said his mouth was watering for one of these


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    But he figured he'd get one that felt better in his hands so he got this model.
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    Wtf is he going to do, yet another half asses version of the intro to Roundabout, but on electric? :rolleye: