Howard and his Mercury levels?

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  1. wujekcity

    wujekcity Well-Known Member

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    the guy eats nothing but fish for 10 years and is surprised that he has a ridiculously high Mercury level????????????? Really????? Going back to his wedding to Beth O, I remember him saying that menu was incredible , ALL SEAFOOD!!!!!??? I remember him saying "we wanted everyone to eat and try to eat how we eat" Could there really not have been a beef or chicken plate???????????????????????????????????????????????????? I could only imagine Howard going to party in the 90s that only had seafood!! what he would say about it on the radio the next day??? I personally think seafood is disgusting and would have left his place hungary! I think HOward was mad at the time because he heard people had gone to McDonalds or something before the reception??
     
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    You are mad as fuck.
     
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    The same when he would take staff out to dinner at an exclusively seafood restaurant & then get mad when certain people (Benjy) would order something other than what he ordered for the table ("it was a beautiful fish, Robin"). For someone who has such a limited diet to expect others to eat what you eat is the height of narcissism!!
     
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    It would be funny if he got cancer from all the beautiful fish he eats. :jj:
     
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    Remember a few years ago when he worried about dying from the mercury in his deodorant? dawgshed made me think about this and another of his product placements, this time for deodorant ( and toothpaste)
     
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    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    I completely forgot about this! He went on a several month quest to find a natural deodorant that worked as well as his regular brand. Funny how there was no further mention of it after.
     
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    He got his payoff.
     
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    His Freddy Mercury level is at an all time high!
     
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    I remember after the Japanese *T*sunami Howard's weird cousin called in trying to get his hands on a geiger counter to check the radiation levels in his food. Buncha whackos. o_O
     
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    Nah, I was just about to say that.
     
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    The worst thing was, when Howard said his mercury level was high Robin told him he should eat wild salmon instead of farm-raised. As usual she was completely wrong, wild salmon has 3 TIMES as much mercury as farm-raised.
     
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    The one that died of cancer? :eek:
     
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    i have a feeling howard puts back some micky d's
     
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    She really is truly an idiot. An idiot who's convinced she's a genius. A genius who knows the answers to everything instantly without any research. A genius with about a 3 in 90,000 record.

    One of my favorites was when she was flying across the country to be put in some machine or wrap or some equally stupid thing in order to improve her circulation. A guy called in and said how bad those plane rides were for her circulation. So this moron is paying many thousands of dollars to have a snake oil treatment and in the process is causing real world harm. Classic Robin.
     
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    No, it was his cousin Ritchie, the health-food store, beekeeper one.
     
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    Oh, ok. Yeah, he's a weirdo.
     
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    If only fish had souls, he wouldn't have to have high mercury levels.

    Here's the breakdown:

    Cows have souls, so he can't eat them. But he and Beth are somehow able to wear the shit out of them. I guess they are honoring them.

    Pigs are as smart as 3 year old humans, so he won't eat those.

    Chicken was once on the ok to eat list and now is not, so I guess recent research has shown them to also have souls (or as smart as 3 year olds).

    Fish are still ok to eat. But Beth has claimed to be vegan. A fish eating, dead skin wearing vegan.
     
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    The wig said he receives emails and mail from people telling him he's a hypocrite, he brushes it off and calls them assholes.
     
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