Howard and his Mercury levels?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by wujekcity, Aug 1, 2015.

  1. wujekcity

    wujekcity Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    471
    Joined:
    May 20, 2013
    Messages:
    1,955
    Likes Received:
    1,610
    the guy eats nothing but fish for 10 years and is surprised that he has a ridiculously high Mercury level????????????? Really????? Going back to his wedding to Beth O, I remember him saying that menu was incredible , ALL SEAFOOD!!!!!??? I remember him saying "we wanted everyone to eat and try to eat how we eat" Could there really not have been a beef or chicken plate???????????????????????????????????????????????????? I could only imagine Howard going to party in the 90s that only had seafood!! what he would say about it on the radio the next day??? I personally think seafood is disgusting and would have left his place hungary! I think HOward was mad at the time because he heard people had gone to McDonalds or something before the reception??
     
    Queefinout and Pill Queen like this.
  2. Tyler9258

    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2015
    Messages:
    487
    Likes Received:
    1,513
    You are mad as fuck.
     
  3. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

    Reputations:
    50,272
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2014
    Messages:
    10,477
    Likes Received:
    14,034
    The same when he would take staff out to dinner at an exclusively seafood restaurant & then get mad when certain people (Benjy) would order something other than what he ordered for the table ("it was a beautiful fish, Robin"). For someone who has such a limited diet to expect others to eat what you eat is the height of narcissism!!
     
    reno, BeerCanThick, Bye You! and 7 others like this.
  4. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2012
    Messages:
    24,627
    Likes Received:
    25,058
    It would be funny if he got cancer from all the beautiful fish he eats. :jj:
     
    Last edited: Aug 1, 2015
  5. Scarlett Ohara

    Scarlett Ohara VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    60,317
    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2012
    Messages:
    6,833
    Likes Received:
    24,726
    Remember a few years ago when he worried about dying from the mercury in his deodorant? dawgshed made me think about this and another of his product placements, this time for deodorant ( and toothpaste)
     
  6. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

    Reputations:
    50,272
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2014
    Messages:
    10,477
    Likes Received:
    14,034
    I completely forgot about this! He went on a several month quest to find a natural deodorant that worked as well as his regular brand. Funny how there was no further mention of it after.
     
  7. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    12,544
    Likes Received:
    16,657
    :backlol:
     
    jaw_belize likes this.
  8. Scarlett Ohara

    Scarlett Ohara VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    60,317
    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2012
    Messages:
    6,833
    Likes Received:
    24,726
    He got his payoff.
     
  9. Drungle

    Drungle BADSTREET USA Gold

    Reputations:
    25,582
    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2014
    Messages:
    4,587
    Likes Received:
    23,665
    [​IMG]
    His Freddy Mercury level is at an all time high!
     
    deevee, kingship, Dreamking and 23 others like this.
  10. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2010
    Messages:
    9,086
    Likes Received:
    22,488
    Am I the only one? :dontknow:


    [​IMG]
     
  11. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    14,042
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    11,364
    Likes Received:
    17,551
    I remember after the Japanese *T*sunami Howard's weird cousin called in trying to get his hands on a geiger counter to check the radiation levels in his food. Buncha whackos. o_O
     
  12. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    5,292
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2012
    Messages:
    14,510
    Likes Received:
    23,578
    Nah, I was just about to say that.
     
    Mr Fantastic likes this.
  13. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    9,618
    Likes Received:
    17,979
    The worst thing was, when Howard said his mercury level was high Robin told him he should eat wild salmon instead of farm-raised. As usual she was completely wrong, wild salmon has 3 TIMES as much mercury as farm-raised.
     
  14. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    5,292
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2012
    Messages:
    14,510
    Likes Received:
    23,578
    The one that died of cancer? :eek:
     
  15. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,115
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2012
    Messages:
    3,451
    Likes Received:
    3,176
    i have a feeling howard puts back some micky d's
     
    Phuck Yoo likes this.
  16. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    5,292
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2012
    Messages:
    14,510
    Likes Received:
    23,578
    She really is truly an idiot. An idiot who's convinced she's a genius. A genius who knows the answers to everything instantly without any research. A genius with about a 3 in 90,000 record.

    One of my favorites was when she was flying across the country to be put in some machine or wrap or some equally stupid thing in order to improve her circulation. A guy called in and said how bad those plane rides were for her circulation. So this moron is paying many thousands of dollars to have a snake oil treatment and in the process is causing real world harm. Classic Robin.
     
  17. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    14,042
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    11,364
    Likes Received:
    17,551
    No, it was his cousin Ritchie, the health-food store, beekeeper one.
     
    Scarlett Ohara and killallposers like this.
  18. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    5,292
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2012
    Messages:
    14,510
    Likes Received:
    23,578
    Oh, ok. Yeah, he's a weirdo.
     
    ilovebacon likes this.
  19. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    5,292
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2012
    Messages:
    14,510
    Likes Received:
    23,578
    If only fish had souls, he wouldn't have to have high mercury levels.

    Here's the breakdown:

    Cows have souls, so he can't eat them. But he and Beth are somehow able to wear the shit out of them. I guess they are honoring them.

    Pigs are as smart as 3 year old humans, so he won't eat those.

    Chicken was once on the ok to eat list and now is not, so I guess recent research has shown them to also have souls (or as smart as 3 year olds).

    Fish are still ok to eat. But Beth has claimed to be vegan. A fish eating, dead skin wearing vegan.
     
    kippy, Batwings, reno and 7 others like this.
  20. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    4,822
    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2012
    Messages:
    10,172
    Likes Received:
    11,125
    The wig said he receives emails and mail from people telling him he's a hypocrite, he brushes it off and calls them assholes.
     
    BeerCanThick likes this.