Howard and his sexual conquests post-marriage

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  1. JoeyG

    JoeyG Active Member

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    When Blobbin asked him how many partners he has had, he broke it down to pre-marriage and post marriage. He said something to the effect of "OK, so I had 20 before I was married, and after I got rid of, er, after my divorce, I had........." Did anyone else catch that? I tried to listen for that spot during the replay, but never had a chance to hear it again. Just thought it was funny that he stopped in mid-sentence, realized he was about to say something completely douchey, and tried to re-state it. I'm pretty sure I wasn't hearing things, but I maybe heard it differently. Can anyone else confirm this, or am I crazy?
     
  2. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    20 ? That's new wave Howie. I remember a time when he said he never got laid.
     
  3. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    the wigs Post-marriage conquests?
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  4. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Howard fucked this many women before the age 19.

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  5. joe361

    joe361 Well-Known Member

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    Does Howard count Ralph twice? Once pre and once post.
     
  6. Goo For You

    Goo For You New Member

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    More like once per load.:D
     
  7. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    If THAT guy was able to get 20 women before he got married, can you imagine what they looked like?
     
  8. Zyro

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    [video=youtube;0gn1u93gJdI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0gn1u93gJdI#t=31s[/video]
     
  9. 2fun

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    he had binders full of women
     
  10. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    That's about a minute and a half total time.
     
  11. Vashier

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    Howard was a camp aid every summer. He was super tall and not that geeky looking for a teenager in the early 70's. He got camp pussy I'm sure. Hell the campground my parents kept their trailer in NH for weekend getaways got me at least 5 girls a year. Weekend camper chicks got around back then.

    Howard can not bring up Alison on air or face a penalty on his divorce decree. That's why he had to change it up and say after the divorce not after I got rid of Alison.
     
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    i lost my virginity in a campground :cheer:
     
  13. Vashier

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    Campground sex was the best. Their parents rarely ever came back as they would pick out different places to go every weekend. Our site was winterized so we used it every weekend year round. Summer time was bikini's, winter was snow bunnies :cheer:
     
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    AND you could be whoever you wanted to be. if you were the school nerd at home, at camp you could be mr. cool.
     
  15. newcastlefan

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    to joooos, being laughed at and ridiculed by young girls constitutes teen sex.
     
  16. IlluminatiJones

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    What if you were mr. cool at home?
     
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    Was he gentle with you?
     
  18. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    All this random ass Howard claims to have gotten and there isn't any info on any of them? Not one of them called page six? Paparazzi never caught a single picture of him with any of them?
     
  19. IlluminatiJones

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    Come on now................be fair: there were Don Buchwald clients Angie Everheart and Robin Givens on the radio, with Angie claiming something sexual with Howard, and Givens bringing up Beth's strained relationship with Howard's kids.

    There was the Leila Arcieri story of her refusing Howard's advances.

    There were the rumblings of Howard "dating" his "Private Parts" co-star Mary McCormack.

    There was the "Howard buys a stripper a car" story. That was actually Page Six.

    Porn star Houston claimed to have blown Howard in the bathroom while measuring him for the "biggest show cock" contest..............which he won, apparently :rolleyes:

    And he did request condoms for the set of "Private Parts".

    I started out goof-agreeing wth you, but my post quickly mutated into actually defending his cocksmanship.

    :facepalm:

    I think the Arcieri story puts him in the worst light. How are you not able to close the deal with a bim who's working on the show you own a piece of??? The seduction writes itself, if you want to go there, which he apparently did.
     
  20. the Artie Chair

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    Enough said............ the dude wasn't pulling any ass after his divorce