Howard and I are going to trap a cat

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    We think something is wrong with our feral. He's never let me this close. Howard and I are trying to trap him now to take to vet.
     
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    Howard trapping a wild animal.... oh boy!
     
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    Is that Peyton Manning's hand?
     
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    I smell a new book
     
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    ...is that moron howard going to pay for a limo to drive the cat to the vet? will howard pay the vet bill or ask for donations? ill take my answer on the air. :coffee:
     
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    I loved mouse trap as a kid :grad:
     
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    The look of hate in that Feral cat's eyes for Beth says it all.
     
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    Vet: "oh Beth, back again today"
     
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    Are they going to trap it by throwing Howard's wig on it?
     
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    What is going on at Chimney Manor? Is Wiggy drinking as much as Beefus? "My sweetheart is here from the city for the next few days,and I hardly see him, so I'm going to lay around all day long with cats and giggle."
     
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    Cat she hurry up and contract one of those cat illnesses....
     
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    What a fucking retard. Moooose has new kittens and new disease to deal with all the time and it wants to deal with this mess. That cat looks fucked up. Why would it expose its nuggets to that. Fucktard needs to take some classes.

    And if that cat lives, which it won't. Its just going to spread whatever it has around.

    I feel like I'm shooting at the short bus. Moooose is a flipping retard or just shitfaced 24\7.

    F mutt
     
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    Dopey Beefus could be on the verge of a Feline AIDS outbreak to rival the outbreak in San Francisco's Castro District in the early 80's.
     
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    Someone should suggest to her via twitter that she should go out on the street and pass out condoms to feral cats.
     
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    Meanwhile that food in the bowl is probably that recalled garbage from rachel ray. Beth is so silly. :giggle:
     
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