Howard and Larry David Luggage Mixup

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Howard mentioned meeting Larry David at the airport, and losing his luggage shortly thereafter. He said he was angry when he got to the hotel and realized this -- certain that Larry David had his luggage.

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    This would make for a great Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. Larry accidentally gets Howard's luggage, can't resist the temptation to go through it, likes what he sees, and decides to try it on for himself. As soon as he steps out in public, he starts getting mistaken for Howard, and gets caught up in the perks of being Stern: He can complain and be as rude as he wants and people think he's being funny, he can can ask strange women to take their tops off, and he even starts to believe the wig looks appropriate on his face ...

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    Maybe Howard can get Larry to write and direct this for free for Howard TV.
     
  2. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    :lol: What struck me as odd was Howard saying that maybe his luggage was in "Beth's room". :scratch:
    Strange marriage they've got going.
     
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    didn't Howard say that he can afford a 2nd bathroom at a hotel? Doesn't that infer she had her own room? Most hotel's don't have an extra bathroom as an option like sending up a cot. Sure I've been in suites that had 2 bathrooms but there wasn't an extra charge for it. It came with the room.
     
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    Yeah, it was a strange thing to admit. Even with an extra bathroom, wouldn't they be unpacking together in the bedroom?
     
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    Fuck off
     
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    Nice catch! I heard that this morning but really didn't think much of it until you pointed it out. Went back and listened again, he actually said it twice. "It must be in Beth's room. It wasn't in Beth's room".
     
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    I love the fact that Howard's bag was a day late. Given that he was sick, and this happening,
    Im sure it ruined his short vacation in Mexico.
     
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    Love will keep us together. Even in different rooms goddammit!
     
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    If that bag contained the construction adhesive utilized to keep the dead poodle glued to his scalp, and it was missing, I'm sure that's what cut the trip short.
     
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    gee let me guess, no one pointed this out as odd and they breezed right past it?

    incredible. this is not a loving marriage, it is clearly a very bizarre arrangement
     
  12. MrPACS

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    It already WAS a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode! Howard stole the idea, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnErjzo9Jzo
     
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    Gay men with beards do not like sleeping next to women so they get separate bedrooms, and then make up excuses like snoring or odd wake up hours to explain it.
     
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    All he had to do was take out a $20 and tip the baggage person and his luggage would have shown up fine.
     
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    What did one Jew Birdy say to the other Jew Birdy? "Cheap, cheap." :giggle:
     
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    I had a free room for one night once at Showboat Casino in AC and got upgraded to a suite. It has a half bath, a dining area, a wetbar area, a living room area and a bathroom with a tub shower and tv. And that was not a high end suite but it was very sweet. :dadance: So I'm sure he can get a suite with two bathroom and two bedrooms, if so a normal couple would still sleep in one bedroom.
     
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    :lol: I love the idea!! Emai it to someone on that show. This has to be made.
     
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    I'm sure Howard travels with his emergency wig on his carryon baggage.

    Plus he flies private so there really is no reason to lose his luggage.
     
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    marksfriggin: Howard said he was away on vacation and he saw someone at the airport that looked familiar. Howard said he thinks that it was Larry David... Howard said the guy came walking over to him and he introduced himself as Larry David. Howard said that they shook hands and he knows that he's an awkward guy and he didn't know what to say himself. He said that he doesn't watch his show so he didn't want to say to him. Howard said he'd probably love the guy. Howard said he was so pleased that he came over to him. Howard said they had nothing to say to each other. Howard said he asked him what he was doing there. Larry said he was there with family. He said Larry told him he was staying at someone's house. Howard said he told Larry he's going to a hotel. Robin said they were trying to have a regular conversation and he didn't know what to say. :facepalm:

    lol He only knows AGT and Dancing With The Stars.
     
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