Howard and Robin both see a "Reiki Master"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Reiki is a Japanese technique for stress reduction and relaxation that also promotes healing.

    It is administered by "laying on hands" and is based on the idea that an unseen "life force energy" flows through us and is what causes us to be alive.

    If one's "life force energy" is low, then we are more likely to get sick or feel stress, and if it is high, we are more capable of being happy and healthy.






    Some people have way too much fuckin money and free time.
     
  2. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Obviously reiki does nothing for mental health then.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Howard seems like he would enjoy getting a Japanese dude's hands laid on him.

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  4. TeeDonkey

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    Stress and relaxation! Wtf do these 2 douche nozels know about stress! Oh woa is me I have to go to the Hampton's....cabo etc....

    Fuck you two cocksuckers!

    I do mean that in the best possible way
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    The atheist who believes in every pseudo religious theory
     
  7. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    The second someone hands a rake master money is the second you realize you have way to much time and money. I bet this fucking rake guy promised to make Blobbin thin and make the cunt love Wiggy for him not his bank account. I'm sure the rake probably through in a twofer as well and said he could get Blobbin and Wiggy's hair to grow back.
     
  8. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Also why doesn't Wiggy go see his daughters instead of a rake, fucking asshole!
     
  9. Wangold

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    I've thought I read somewhere that this Reiki shit is used as some sort of a multilevel marketing scheme....
     
  10. Buffalo Balls

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    Blobbin said she was a level 3 rakie master or something like that.
     
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    What kind of stress-related symptons does Howard's 12 hour work week cause that good old Dr. Sarno can't fix? Maybe if he mentions the reiki master's name on the air, he'll get a discount for the next session.
     
  14. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Nah she was confused she meant to say she is a level three cunt.
     
  15. GaryPuppet

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    I wonder if i saw a reiki master if she'd cup my balls and squeeze em till i cum?
     
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  17. Beer Chugger

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    Dude, you've really got to find a rub and tug. My balls are blue just from reading your posts.
     
  18. HorsetoothBeth

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    But wouldn't it be great if him and Beefus blew all his money on this kind of bullshit? :c
     
  19. GaryPuppet

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    Day 24 without nutting and surprisingly, my balls arent hurting yet.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    This .