Howard asks Bobo what he'll do about his fake hair in Florida…

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  1. NotMyBro

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    Just read Mark's summary and came across this hilarious nugget:

    AHAHAHAH.. think about that for a second!

    Second question he asks of the guy is about his wig!

    If you were talking to Bobo and had a full head of real hair, would that be the second question you'd ask of the guy?!?!?!

    Clearly what's going on is that Howard doesn't know what to do about his own wig and that's giving him issues since Toni's in NYC and she can't work on his wig when he's in Florida. He's clearly projecting his own problems onto Bobo.

    And the advice he gave him... hahaha... hilarious exchange! :c
     
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    Wigs on the brain... as it were...
     
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    Hmus' hair hat is certified safe by the town of West Palm Beach.
     
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    Wiggy's pissed because Toni's so far away and he doesn't have anyone in Florida to take care of his monstrosity.
     
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    Howard was just fishing for high heat high humidity tips for his own wig.
     
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    I think I read in the listening thread Stern joked about shaving the wig off. I think he is starting to realize that the dead poodle on his head looks ridiculous.
     
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    baby steps....he just got used to the summer wig....he is progressing to show more and more of his puss
    but Stern w/o hair would be nondescript and scary
     
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    Yeah, he's really in a bind about this. When he's in FL, I bet that hair system is going to be really uncomfortably hot, but he can't just get rid of it at this point, can he? He speaks almost daily about how healthy and thick his hair is, so he can't say he got tired of his thinning hair and decided to shave his head. Maybe he'll pretend to have chemotherapy and show up bald. I think it's his only out.
     
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    :rofl: that struck me as hilarious. :up:
     
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    You kid, but it is a genius ploy! Think about it. Sympathy AND freedom from that hideous pelt.
     
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    ...jeff bridges ask him if he would shave his hair off for a part and howard said oh hell yes i would for a great part. he must be getting hot under that wig and leather jacket.
     
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    click the pic

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    I'd assume Howie needed a permit from the city
     
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    :lol: never gets old.
     
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    And there's another way out! Now he just has to find someone willing to hire him to act in a movie.

    Good luck with that.
     
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    I think he is working on a small role in a superhero movie where he is under heavy makeup - a villian. A big budget movie that can afford to pay a record salary so his qoute is huge and he can get lots of press about Howard is worth soo many marboles.
     
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    right never has to admit to lying
     
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    This "shave head for a movie part" plot has come up numerous times in the past!

    I wonder if Jeff Bridges was fed that question by Fuckwald or someone on the staff. :bigthink:
     
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    the only problem with that assertion is the fact that someone would give him a role....according to the show, he is offered parts in movies all the time. It is my contention that is BS, I also think his lie about getting the Scarecrow part in Batman was BS as well.
     
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