Stern Show Howard banged Renee Zellweger in 1997

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  1. CrazyPatSherill

    CrazyPatSherill Well-Known Member

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    while he was still married to Alison.

    Circa 2007, Howard has bragged on the show that he once fucked an actress who was A list at the time and, at some point an Oscar nominee. I remember his kind of suggesting she was no longer A list, which totally fits.

    On December 1, 1997 Howard talked on air about going into the city to get this first tattoo on the Friday of his Thanksgiving vacation. He was "escaping" from his family and visiting in-laws. Here is a transcript of the relevant part of that conversation:

    "I found a tattoo artist with a real good reputation. So I meet Ralph while I'm getting my haircut. And, uh, it was me, Ralph and Rene." Robin interrupts "Who's Rene?" Howard continues "Oh you don't know Rene? I believe she was in Jerry Maguire, Rene Zellweger?" Robin, very impressed, says "Listen to YOU! Oh boy!" Howard: "I don't wanna read in the Globe we're going out or anything. We're just friends" Robin: "Sure" Howard: "She's cute. Very cute. She was the girl in Jerry Maguire, with Tom Fooze."

    She, as far as I remember, is never mentioned on the show in this context again. About two weeks after getting his first tattoo Howard went under the knife for his first nose job. Indicating that his mid life crisis was in full swing. Married men don't just pal around with women like that. And, less than two years later he would announce his divorce.

    If you go back and listen to the shows circa 1997-98, it's very clear that Howard is cheating. In around July of 1997 he speaks on air about a picture of him "looking cozy with a blonde" that appeared in the Star. He offered no explanation on air except to say that the picture wasn't what it seemed. Never said who the girl was. There is no mention of this anywhere on line. Soon after this, the Gossip Game started on the show, which I always suspected was part of a deal struck to keep Howard out of the tabloids.
     
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    Holy mackerel!
     
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    Let it go.

    It's over.

    It sucks now.

    Find a hobby.

    Read a book.

    Go for a nice walk.

    Be happy. :)
     
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    She sent him a bible as a wedding gift.
     
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    circa 1997 Renee

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    would bang
     
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    Me? I fucked Renee Zellweger 25 times. What the hell is you talkin about?

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    Give the man a Pulitzer.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Howard and Alison were long separated and living apart before the divorce was announced. When he made it public, the terms were already settled, and they had to wait the one year period in new york.
     
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    Right. According to that timeline it is only a matter of months before the separate and Howard starts staying in the city.
     
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    That might be why she got all that plastic surgery. Like a criminal who wants to escape their past.
     
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    Anyone know off hand when Alison's last appearance on the show was? That has to be close to the end of their relationship.
     
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    Howard fucked Seka in 1981.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Someone post some audio from that time. I'd like to examine the evidence.
     
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    Howard is full of shit.
     
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    He said the other day...can't recall if it was live or in a Sternthology replay...that he fucked a few singers. My first thought was Jewel. I recall him being tied to one or two famous people, but not any singers.
     
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    Shit, yes. That would make the case more compelling. Let me see what I can do.
     
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    He is, sometimes, but I don't see him going on air and claiming to have hung out with someone he never met.
     
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    Either by omission or comission, there was no mention of a "Renee" in Marks' recap:

    Howard Finally Gets Tattooed! 12/1/97. 7:05am
    Howard finally did it, he went out and got not one but two tattoos! He and his buddy Ralph went out together on Saturday and got inked. Howard got one tattoo on his shoulder and one on the back of his neck. Ralph got one on his hand and one on the back of his neck. Howard said that one of his tattoo's is the Capricorn sign and the other one is like a triangle of some sort. I'm not sure what Ralph got but he said the one on his hand is between his thumb and forefinger. Howard said that his tattoos really didn't hurt. Everyone made him think that he'd be in serious pain but he didn't mind it at all. Ralph, on the other hand, was a baby about the whole thing. Howard had Ralph and the guy who did the tattoo on the phone. They got them done at Sacred Tattoo in New York City by Sean Vasquez. Howard seems pretty happy with it so far. The next thing you know he'll come back from Christmas vacation with his nose job done. It may just happen.
     
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    So you're telling me Rene Zellweger had very, very low self esteem n 1997.