Howard & Beff Should Read This cracked.com Article

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  1. punkinpie

    punkinpie New Member

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    I think Howard has said all of them! If he wants to make the listeners happy maybe try removing this type of shit talking from your show......

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-rich-people-need-to-stop-saying/

    6 Things Rich People Need to Stop Saying

    #6. "Well, $500,000 a Year Might
    Sound
    Like a Lot, but I'm Hardly
    Rich
    ."

    #5. "Hey, I Worked Hard to Get What I Have!"

    #4. "If I Can Do It, So Can You!"

    #3. "You're Just Jealous Because I Made It and You Didn't!"

    #2. "You Shouldn't Be Punishing the Very People Who Make This Country Work!"

    #1. "Stop Asking for Handouts! I Never Got Help from Anybody!"




    What do YOU do for a living? (Haven't heard Gary bust that one out for a while.)
    :D
     
  2. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    other misc annoying statements
    1) "I told Jose, my driver, to turn up the radio"
    2) "It's ok for Ronnie to sleep on the plane, it is a PRIVATE plane."
    3) "Robin, is $8K to hang a TV too much?"
     
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    Norstrilian New Member

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    "I don't have a bowling alley in my house."
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    "You can't live in New York on under a hundred thousand a year."
     
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    Obi Drunkenobe VIP Extreme Gold

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    Doesn't Lisa G live in the city?
     
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    "What's the price of a gallon of gas, Robin?"
     
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    John Member VIP

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    "I don't feel like a wealthy man"
     
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    YokoOhNo Well-Known Member

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    I work harder than any mexican ditch digger
     
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    "I have two jobs."

    "I thought I would only work 31 days."
     
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    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Did she 'Learn' from Beth and entertain Saudi Princes to supplement the pay?
     
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    When Beth talked about her house in the country. The Hamptons ain't the country and its called a fucking mansion.
     
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    Noshferatu Active Member

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    just like when howie & beff had to stay in a "tiny" appartment during the construction of their 2 floor x thousand square feet penthouse ... morons that they are
     
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    #4. "If I Can Do It, So Can You!"

    He would never say this.
     
  14. Uncle Larry

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    Beth also asked Vinnie Favale "don't you have a car service?"