Howard being a real "dick" to Letterman

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jackson, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. Jackson

    Jackson Active Member

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    Howie obviously was shoving Beth's bikini pics in Dave's face, basically saying "Hey Dave, look at the piece of ass I got, and you're stuck with your homely fat wife and kid". Go back and look at Dave's expression and body language of disgust and how he quickly got off the subject.
     
  2. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Dave got to use (a young) yoko like a whore and NOT marry her. Dave wins...
     
  3. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I don't think it was to bother Letterman. Howard is such an egomaniac that anybody else's feelings aren't considered at all. He just wanted to show off.
     
  4. Howards Wig

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    I think it was more of a Dave flashback where he remembered what a cold fish Beth was when he was fucking her in the "office".

    1. No BJ.
    2. Don't talk.
    3. Get it over with in 5 minutes.
     
  5. Pigsaw

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    Howard is overcompensating. He is still trying to prove to the audience, and maybe himself, how masculine he is.
    "See, I have a hot wife that poses half naked for me. I can't possibly be gay!"
     
  6. starlit dreamzz

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    This.
     
  7. Madipuppy

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    There was never enough snow in the Hamptons to do a photo like that. It was all fake.
     
  8. noname2

    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    And Howard said it was Beth's idea to spontaneously run outside in a bikini, while Beth said that Howard begged her to do it, and funny how her hair and make-up were done and her skin was freshly loofahed and oiled.
     
  9. Just Peachy

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    I think that it shows how overly insecure he is about himself these days. It really is sad. And poor Dave, he had to crowbar those in because the pics were already made up...they didn't fit into the conversation and nobody cared.
     
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    dave got to fuck all the young hot interns all those years. i think dave wins this one.
     
  11. JohnnyGuapo

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    And Howard got to fuck Ralph. Dave really wins.
     
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    that was my first thought; Where the hell is howard outside? And with snow?
     
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    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Let's review:
    The bikini pics got tweeted, sent to George Clooney, and shown on David Letterman.
    I'm telling you...they're going to be projected onto the moon next.
    :rolleye:
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

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    This. Totally. It was a sad sad moment in the history of Howard Stern. The fucker is so insecure. He wants to show everyone, "hey I got a hot chick" so people will accept him and think he is cool. He just comes off as lame and pathetic. And his appearance didn't help Dave's ratings at all vs. Leno. No one gives a shit about Howard anymore.
     
  17. Lou Skunt

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    Winner, Howard takes it up the ass from Ralphie. This is also the reason for his anal fissure and years of obsessing about baby wipes and beer can cocks. I would respect him more if he just came out of the closet.
     
  18. MutteringJohn

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    Letterman could have gotten any piece of ass he wanted to marry him. He elected for a homely, fat cow.
     
  19. starlit dreamzz

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    Perhaps the smart move, maybe that homely fat cow actually loves him rather than being a golddigging bitch cunt like Beth.
     
  20. Big Biscuit

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    Exactly, and it goes a little beyond that too. It's not enough that Howard has the trophy wife and feels compelled to show everybody his "prize", he also has to make up shit to show that she has "street cred" like the infamous bag of dildos story or "european modeling".
     
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