Howard, Beth, and the Seal - Another Fake / Recycled Story

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  1. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    I'm positive it was mentioned on the show a long time ago that Beth saw a seal on the beach and called some rescue organization because she didn't know they came out of the water and thought it must be injured. The supposedly recent story she told on Ellen was another one of their manufactured cutesy little bits they always do for their TV appearances - a few actual facts with a lot of bullshit and borrowed material thrown in. Just like the dildo juggling story and Howard talking to Apple the cat . This time they added in the photography and the ridiculous "saying thank you to the seal". They've lived on the beach long enough to know it's not unusual for seals to be there, Howard even mentioned seeing them before (Marksfriggin 03/08/10) :

    Howard said he was on a beach this weekend and saw a seal out sunning himself. He said if he could sit on a beach and watch that every day of the rest of his life, he'd be happy.
     
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    Jesus. :facepalm:
     
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    That is *so* true..

    ....and it's actually not so far off from the truth.

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    In reality he went up to the seal and asked if Heidi Klum has a big beer can thick cock.
     
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    this story would have been more believable
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    Already dickhead, now you got my curiosity. You better deliver or I will chain you up in a dungeon with an endless loop of Beth's last appearance on ellen
     
  8. BenBas

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    UH....EVERYTHING about the show IS Re-cycled old bits isn't it? I like the term "Re-Treads"....haha..
    EVERY few weeks/months...Benjy goes deep into the archives and writes another Re-tread or re-cycled bit :rolleye:

    How many more times do we have to hear about the K-rock DJ Meg?? :rolleye: Every few months Meg is worked into the dialogue....the same conversations over and over and over....
    yesterdays tribute to that K-rock DJ (Howard forgot he USED to say horrible things about this guy...now he's paying tribute to him) was excruciating PAINFUL..SHEER TORTURE! imo...I changed the channel it was so awful...
    An HOUR SPENT ON THIS GUY??? with so much to talk about after a week off!!!

    anyway...I thought the Seal story was a cute one....I guess it's the way Beth tells a story?? oy vey :rolleye:
    and the pic of the Seal "waving" to Howard! Beautiful!
    Beth also told a Leon story......different than the one with Howard at his computer with Walter (or was it Apple) gazing out the window in the Hamptons wondering "how did I get so LUCKY?"

    MAYBE the Seal Story was a bit embellished.....but it was a cute story for Ellen's audience.....
    I thought it was VERY strange Beth never mentioned America's Got Talent!!!
    BARELY plugged her own show!!!

    So when does Beth do Oprah's Life Class with Howard??? :p


    peace & love
     
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    Picture of the seal after Howard thanked him:

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    There were a few interesting things I noticed during Howard's re-telling of the story this morning. When Robin said, "You took a picture of a seal?" Howard at first said, "A long time ago" but then added, "Well, it wasn't that long ago."

    And in Howard's version, HE called the Wildlife Center of the Hamptons, not Beff.
     
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    ...an old photoshop with her quote at the time.
     
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    This. I read the OP thread title and thought maybe Seal was hanging and banging with stern and beff. My bad for not thinking it through.