Howard & Beth (& Bianca!) in comic illustration about Southampton

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, Jul 20, 2013.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Hamptons Howie in the "epicenter of exclusivity." :cool:

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    From the latest issue of Hamptons magazine (Beth not on the cover).

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    I like the Palm Beach doodle better...

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  3. Joe Bauers

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    Much more realistic. :up:
     
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    That will never be topped!
     
  5. Bethstampon

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    Ha, in the new one she is dressed up like "I dream o[​IMG]f Jeannie"...hope that is a subtle slam "yes, master".
     
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  6. Pigsaw

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    This is a classic and will live forever.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Lol howwig has shoulders. Lol Ivanka covering her chompers.


     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Even cartoon wiggy wears capris.
     
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    How-wig is saying "grrrrr" like a mad dog at being doodled while he fakes a smile.
     
  11. schnauzer

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    It looks like Howard is about to ditch his hag & meet up with the two label queens (centre of pic) for pomegranate Martinis & bitching
     
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    That can't be them. Beth doesn't have dainty feet and Howard's wig isn't brown.
     
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    So... the Hamptons are full of rich assholes who blow smoke up one another's asses and wonder why they feel so empty, even with all that money?
     
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    Holy shit, how did this slip past my radar, and how'd Howard not flip his wig on the air about it? I don't know what's funnier, the effeminate pose he's doing, or making Beth look like a character from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

     
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    Even all the cartoon faces of the women have the bad plastic surgery with the abnormally high cheek bones. Land of the vapid
     
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    It looks more like Howard is in the old man/young hooker section, and gays out shopping together section. Yes, he fits right in.
     
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    ^ Because Howard is a humorless blowhard, and BethO is a dopey hillbilly, the only way those two can be accepted by society is to buy their way into Southhampton.
     
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    (Beth Not On The Cover) :hilarious:
     
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    I'd love to hear the convo's around the 19th hole of the Shinnecock Hills country club about Howard's 300 yard drive... Notice Beth is the only 3/4's naked character?
     
  20. Tish

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    I figured out every one in picture except the girl in the corner right. Is that supposed to be SJP? I guess if Howie has wavy brown hair and good looking , Sarah gets a normal face?