Howard "Beth is so excited about Mom Caves. I would be miserable if she wasn't"

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    So to make your wife that doesn't want to be famous happy, you need to buy her a TV show? Because 'Happy Wife, Happy Life"...

    The biggest joke of all in Howard's life is that Beth actually thinks she has talent.
     
  2. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    There's so much shit on cable, and its ponderous every fucking month as to why I pay (waste) a hundred plus bucks for it. I don't even watch TV all that much anymore unless its sports or some trashy true crime Dateline type show....I saw that fourth rate actor Bronson Pinchot has his own home remodeling show which if Balki can have his own weird show, Mom Caves might have a place somewhere on TV. If anything we get all of the highlights here.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    hulu.com
     
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    Love Hulu .. I can take a shit and watch tv on my iPad ...it's a mans world
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    If I didn't have kids to sedate with cable TV hulu is exactly where I'd watch TV....I've been watching the first few seasons of the Rockford Files as of late.
     
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    Yeah, but there is another way to look at this. Howard has always made it a big deal to bust on those that don't have a successful career or do nothing. Jackie's wife Nancy is a perfect example. She wanted to be an actress and musician and Howard would tell her to stop freeloading off Jackie and get a real job. So now we come to Beth, and while Howard will not openly admit that Beth is useless, there is no way that on some level he is thinking this. So he is probably just happy that she is doing something/anything with her life even if it's that stupid show.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    But doesn't he realize she is just a dumb fuck that need attention???
     
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    Isn't he bankrolling that show? And what kind of bogus scam show makes who's essentially the free talent actually pay for their own decorating?
     
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    A Wiggy production. :D
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    [h=2]"Beth is so excited about Mom Caves. I would be miserable if she wasn't" [/h]I imagine that's true. When you have a child that is prone to throwing tantrums, it can get uncomfortable if she is unhappy about a gift.
     
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    Asshley New Member Banned User

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    Fucking worst than Imus, man.
     
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    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    You caught that too?

    I wasnt even sure if I was hearing what I was hearing.

    That was Howards agony peeking out.
     
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    :usofa:
     
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    Citizen Kane [​IMG]
     
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    isn't that a strange thing to say??? it really does seem as though he bought and produced that time slot on hgtv just for her to have something to do.
    think of it as a half-hour commercial/infomercial on hgtv...how much could that cost???
     
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    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    I also heard this quote re Beth having fun doing "Mom Caves," Howard said, "Thank God. Imagine if she didn't, my life would be hell."

    Hmm, he's not making many people jealous of their love with that little comment ...
     
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    Howard is bankrolling all of her failed efforts...Money received from those horseshit Ashley Madison commercials goes right down the drain, spent on his whore-wife endeavors...
     
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    Maybe I missed it--is Howard really behind (executive producer?) Mom Caves? Is that official?
     
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    Beth is obviously excited. She is now proving she is a rare talent by getting a job based on her talent alone and not trading on the Stern name. She even went as far to not use her new stage name of "Howard Stern's Wife, Beth" and went with the less obvious Beth Stern.
     
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    He sold his soul to buy his wife a TV show that will be canceled within a month anyway.
    He started kissing the asses of Kathy Lee and Rosie to help Beth's career too.
    He needs to put his bitch in her place and tell her straight out that her career will NEVER matter, so it doesn't make sense to lose his once loyal fans to help her career.