Howard & Beth NOT on Hamptons' Best Dressed List

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, Sep 1, 2012.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Yes, Howard, the King of All Photoshopping, and his style expert wife, Beth, were somehow missing on the list. How quickly things change when your friend no longer owns Hamptons magazine. Those who made the list include: Hilaria and Alec Baldwin, Nacho and his wife, and Katie Lee who's described as striking a "youthfully elegant note."

    Read more at http://hamptons-magazine.com/home-p...-dressed-list-summer-2012#HLU755Vwoopo61CI.99

    Their panel of experts pinpointed "those who cut a most fashionable cloth this summer" but the only thing that screamed summer in this photo at a Hamptons screening was all the spray tanning on Beth's big legs:

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  2. Bye You!

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    I bet she really is upset over this.

    Guess wearing doilies as shirts isn't fashionable. Who knew? :dontknow:
     
  3. bznick

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    Uh oh!

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    at least you could set your drink on her head...:)
     
  5. Shithead

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    Best dressed of the Hamptons????????......If there are any members of al-qaeda on this board, please corkscrew a jetliner into the Hamptons.....
     
  6. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Beff can't even retweet this!! :bigcry:

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  7. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    "This is an outrage."- Cochran, Johnnie
     
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    Slight oversight, nothing more.
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...ohhhhhh please please you guys with t accounts tweet that guy and thank him for keeping horsetooth beth out of the magazine.

    maybe some dental magazine could put her on the cover of one of their media outreach rags. all those fucking teeth and that big hole to movie around it. shit i bet bye you could retire with just one client like that and that fucking pit to work in.
     
  10. j shmuck

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    BOy does Howard look like a complete ass dressed like that. Does he have the wardrobe closet of a cartoon character, filled with too tight black jeans?

    Also, I know people are making fun of her for this but I like Beth's new thick legs.
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...well y'know, angelina came out and did this big leg thing and beth thought it meant that big legs were in so she got this tanning stuff and this really short titty dress.....
     
  12. pontius pilot

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    fuck al-qaeda, but i'll do it. however, i'll need chimney portion's box cutter first.

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  13. isabella

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    haha!!!! jason binn was their connection to anything haaaaaamptons. he probably gave howard a blowjob at some point (or vice versa).
    while he was at niche he was a shill for the bimbo and it's quite striking that beth's exposure has been limited to whatever howard can tweet and photoshop.
    their cheering section is getting smaller and smaller......sad days at that abomination by the sea.

    for the most part, most people on that list look well groomed and understated. beth and howard don't know how to dress effortlessly. they always seem to be dressed for some kind of costume party.

    i can't stand matt lauer and soledad o'brien but i suppose they dress well.
    but yikes!!!!!! kelly ripa looks haaaarrrrrrible! she looks like an 8yr old.:facepalm:
     
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  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...howchie is getting an extra week off right...oh snap i thought maybe they went to lake clooney in italy but howard is doing agt. it is so very curious why we havent heard from those 2. the flap with sharon maybe? no tweets of pics, katie lee being touted as young as fresh. i can see them reeling out of control in respect to their insecurities. i sense something is amiss at chimney manor.
     
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    Whom ever is responsible for this outrage, will be fired IMMEDIATELY!!!















    clandestinely
     
  16. Lou Cypher

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    They dress like complete assholes. What's the surprise? :D
     
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    She was a fine girl
    With a lovely smile
    With a bucket on her head
    Fulla water from de well
    She could run a mile
    Oh yeah
    She wouldn't spill a drop
    It'd stay on top
    Her head was kinda flat
    But her hair covered that
    She was a fine girl

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  18. j shmuck

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    Would it be out of bounds to consider Howard the worst dressed of the Hamptons? Everyone there looks like they dress preppy casual, yet Howard looks like a fucking teenage skater.

    Howard likes to complain that his hieght and frame make it tough for him to find a style, yet he has the exact build of an nba player and I never see those guys having trouble looking good
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...oh barf. i clicked on the link in post one and scrolled thru the pics. then i went to the bottom of the page and in the recommended stories link on was 'the stunning beth ostrosky. i went back to the link because i closed it, i wanted to verify it said ostrosky but this time it want there so they must rotate those links. anyway she hasnt been airbrush out yet shes still getting publicity from the archives.
     
  20. tHISisKiSSeL

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    is this to say you could project a movie onto her teeth?