Howard Beth O Dinner conversation

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  1. Dlist

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    "Beth did you see the latest US Magazine?"

    "Yes Howard, I was another 'Fashion Don't'...Call Don Buckwald immediately!!!"

    "Beth did you see Laura cooked us a nice dinner since you don't cook?"

    "Yes Howard, but she didn't' clean the cat box"

    "Beth would you like to snuggle tonight and watch DWTS?"

    "No Howard I have a red carpet event"
     
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    Beth, I think we should invite Tyrone over again this weekend.

    Oh Honey, you know you couldn't sit down for 2 days after his last visit.
     
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    Howard dear when are you leaving town again for AGT?.....just curious ( Nacho! :woohoo: )
     
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    "Howard, you can remove your teeth now, we are eating Jello for dessert."
     
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    "Howard do we have a 'photo session' tonight?"
    "Yes honey, let me boot up the photoshop"
     
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    Beth "Girls, boys, arts, pleasure, Food, cars, travel, food, cars, travel, travel, Armani, Armani, A-A-Armani, Versace, Cinque, My passion, my love, my sex, my money"
     
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    "Beth can we have sex tonight?"

    "Yes Howard, because there is a new Chanel purse I would like."
     
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    I am going out tonight, don't wait up.:sleep:
     
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    Howard you said I was going to be in a movie by now! God damn you don't make me go to Seacrest about your wig! :pissed:
     
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    "Bianca needs her anal glands expressed...Where's Laura?"
     
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    My wig is loose, I need you to reapply the adhesive after we finish eating.
     
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    " Howard, finish those Turkey Meatballs that I bought, I mean made for you over a hot Viking Stove."
     
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    That never happened. She doesn't shop for food, or re-heat!
     
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    "Howard, were weren't featured in US Magazine..Where's Buckwald??"
     
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    howard, the toilet is clogged, and since you tell everyone I don't shit, it couldn't have been me.....oh, and nacho is on his way over so hurry up and finish eating....
     
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    Pass the sauce
     
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    Howard, will you pass me the oats please. Oh, and I'll have another carrot too.
     
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    the maid places the dinner plates of poached line caught alaskan salmon with steamed organic hamptons spring vegetables on the table, a light balsamic sauce on the side.

    Beth (after 1 bite of her fish) : I am actually not hungry, I ate 2 days ago and I havent had a movement in 3 weeks.

    Howard (after 1 bite of his fish) : Do I look fat to you?