Howard "Beth will have a great day..wake up late, lunch with Whitney"

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Robin, I had to get up at 4am. Beth was under the covers, sleeping away, she'll get up have some breakfast, then lunch with Whitney. I envy her"

    What happened to Beth gets up with Howard???
     
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    Hamptons Well-Known Member

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    Beth goes to bed with me every night at 8 PM unless she is at a T-shirt opening, Dogcatamey awards, at Grandma's house, in Los Angeles, In las Vegas, at a fashion show, getting soup from her principal, at a Bradley Cooper Movie Premiere, at Nacho's Polo Match, at the "small Home in Long Island", downstairs fostering dogs, downstairs while I take a nap, downstairs and doesnt want to disturb me, in the guest house, out all night with Whitney, out all night with Katie Lee, out all night at a Hamptons Life party, raising 7 million dollars, writing thank you notes, oil and vinegar...vinegarette, swooning over Joey Ramone, working on hidden model show, working on pet planet, otherwise like I said Robin she goes to bed every night with me same time 8
     
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    How damaged is Whitney.. I'd love to know what's actually going through her head or what the motivation is for wasting time with Beffus, because she's not a total dope, I mean she's done roasts and some stand-up, right.

    Like how does a woman like that have patience for a middle aged barbie with the brain of a flea. Good god what must those conversations sound like..
     
  4. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Here is the deal...Whitney isn't secure in her own skin. She defiantly has talent but she needs reassurance from the likes of Howard.
     
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    since when do they sleep in the same bed??
     
  6. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Maybe another nose job would work... Hateful vapid bitch
     
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    :jj:

    She goes to bed at 6pm too
     
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    That was the most uncomfortable interview. She made me feel like I wanted an ativan
     
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    jdharmeyer New Member Banned User

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    Ha! Pretty funny. Forgot about how Howard stole that wedding game from Artie. That is sort of weird for a guy to care that much that he knows his partner better than anyone else to the point of stealing a contest. I guess Howard thinks that only his love is pure. If anything, its better to know less info about your spouse and be constantly surprised (well, except for the news that your wife is fucking another dude.)
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Is this a beth thread??
     
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    Good point. I was unable to listen closely to a lot of that interview but heard a snippet (maybe taking it out of context or something) about how Pelican, Horse, and Whitney were hanging out somewhere and Howard and Beth slept in separate rooms.

    Something like that. It was interesting.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Remember when Howard said Beth got up at the same time he did????
    Not so much, anymore...
     
  13. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    well they can both discuss their next procedure(s) over scrambled eggs and mimosas
     
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    I think you're giving Whitney way too much credit.

    Most of her material was probably written by other people with actual talent. And guys have lower standards for her comedy anyway, because they think she's "hot".

    She seems just as vapid as Beth.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Don't agree Raven..Whit is hilarious on the roasts, she is hot, has talent. She started 2 tv shows...
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    He misspoke

    they sleep in the same state
     
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    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    he's let it slip a few times that he resents beth for sleeping in, getting massages, living leisurely on his dime
    i think anyone would but its his fault for choosing someone who barely had a job when they met
     
  18. Thelma

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    I thought it was interesting that Robin asked Howard if he ever thinks about the fact that Beth is going to have a great day because he provided it.

    Howard said "no" because he wants to be the one having a great day.

    Analysis, anyone?
     
  19. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    yes....shes a cunt
     
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    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    And Howard can't see it because he wants to be a cunt.