Howard bitching about having trouble filling out info when buying things online

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    How fucking difficult is it to type in your name, address and credit card info when shopping online?

    This from a guy who goofed on Gary for not being good typist and needing to take a class at a local college.




    Then he threw a bitch fit when the Marc Jacobs money clip he wanted wasnt available online but
    was available at the Bloomingdales around the corner from the Sirius studio.

    "Gary send a memo to my assistant to get this for me."

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    I hate him.
     
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    I bet he has a lot of trouble seeing, as well as walking and remaining upright in general.

    <insert old man stern Nemo gif here>
     
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    This.
     
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    This was the second part of a two-part rant that shows how bad his life sucks. The first part was that his TV "wand" (universal remote) doesn't always work, so his AV guy is going to have to bill him again to come fix it. He's guarding his personal life so closely at this point that he's scrambling to find acceptable things to complain about.
     
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    This x3.146844746
     
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    Good god, what a douchebag. I should have his problems.
     
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    He should be more open about the travails of being a 60-year-old man married to a slow adult.
     
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    I like the one where he's :quote: walking :quote: and being held up by Ronnie, I think, or the one on the boat where he gets winded by waving to the :quote: fans :quote:
     
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    he needs an infologist :c
     
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    Trying to rep you and I keep spreading it around but it won't let me :cuss:
     
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    I can't even imagine all the time it takes just to schedule and oversee maintenance & repairs on 3 very expensive and spacious home. He won't talk about that for sure, but he'll talk about a dopey remote doesn't work. Wwwwwaaaaaaas.
     
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    :ohno: someone who helps with the filling out of the information.
     
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    $250 to change the batteries, I bet. :hhh:

    wha ah wha what is this, Robin? "Double A" batteries, whoever heard of them? And to have them in the house, TWO of them? All this technology is making me mental.
     
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    Did be really call it a wand?:spit:

    or is that a brand nAme?
     
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    If he had a PayPal acct. All he would have to do is Click , Pay with Paypal.
     
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    He doesn't perceive them as travails. Today he praised Beth for the "great job" she does at online shopping including her ability to return things!!! :cheer:

    He talks about her like he's commending a slow adult for accomplishing something.
     
  20. Uncle Larry

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    If a genious like Beth can figure out how to spend money online, it's not that difficult. Howard is using this online shopping schtick as a bit just like when he pretends that he can't do simple math (unless dollar signs are in front of the numbers).