Howard bitching and crying about his John Varvatos linen pants

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jun 25, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Is it just me or was anyone else happy to know that Howie's special pants were supposedly ruined by Beff
    or members of his help by putting them in the dryer and shrinking them.

    Hey Howard wake up. Do you own fuckin laundry old man!

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  2. SwingOnThis

    SwingOnThis Active Member

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    You have to be a model for pants to fit right.
     
  3. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    "I know Beth thinks that I'm complaining about her, but my pants are ruined. I loved those pants, Robin"
     
  4. Old Broad

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    Guess someone missed the "dry clean only" tag.
     
  5. JoeyG

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    I was listening to that this morning and couldn't believe what a fucking pussy that guy is. I wonder if he knows just how vain he is? Also, I hope Varvados is paying him millions becasue it seems Howard mentions him 20 times per day.One item of note is that he let it slip that he was reluctant to tell Beff because they would get in a fight if he "told her what to do" with regards to the clothes washing. It sounds like she is the one who is actually wearing the pants in that relationship!!! Color me shocked - NOT!
     
  6. Rob0729

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    The guy is worth a half a billion dollars. Just buy another pair of $170 pants. He probably doesn't even pay for them with all the free advertising he is giving Varvatos. In fact, he may be angling for Varvatos to send him a new pair for free.
     
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    Bullshit! They didn't shrink, he ate an extra cashew.
     
  8. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    When he was saying that he didn't gain any weight - I love how Robin got a dig in there.
    "Well, did the length shrink too?"
     
  9. SwingOnThis

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    I've never worn a pair of linen pants. Then again i'm not a wigged pelican faggot.
     
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    Like Beth does laundry.
     
  11. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    They will need a new friend to help out with the laundry sorting. I'd assume that's what the issue is, they probably have seperate hampers for dry clean only, regular laundry etc.... and the staff picks them up and washes accordingly. Brainiac probably dropped his faggy pants in the wrong bin.
     
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    aggot
     
  13. Cygnus X1

    Cygnus X1 Well-Known Member

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    God I wish Jackie was sitting in there today
     
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    It's odd that he's focused on these tight pants...that SOMEBODY put in the dryer and they shrunk?? :rolleye: (I'm thinking THE HOUSEKEEPER did it!) ;) NOT BETH...she dry-cleans!

    It's very strange that he is so focused now on these pants...and not those Baggy Saggy black jeans he wears every fucking week on America's Got Talent! :rolleye:

    Another lame conversation this morning...instead of discussing "what's going on with Robin"...
    we're tortured once again listening to a silly complaint about his tight jeans??
    Good Grief...the show sucks soooooo bad :facepalm:

    peace & love
     
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    Consuela better start packing her bags! There will be hell to pay! Wiggy probably trying to get Varvatos to send him some new free linen pants.
     
  16. BethSucks

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    The other possibility is that he made the whole thing up to find a new way to work in the Varvatos ad.
     
  17. JaredWD

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    Waaahhh, my pants don't fit.

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    They come in a size medium now douchebag.


    Wahhhhhh, my new microphone is too sharp and dangerous.

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    :facepalm: :facepalm: :banghead:
     
  18. jrstinkfish

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    Like pretending she's scooping shit from litterboxes, this is another attempt to make Beth appear human. Not buying it -- she hasn't touched a washing machine since she lived by herself.
     
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    In reality, they probably fit like they are supposed to now, but Howard still thinks he needs to wear pants that are three sizes too big to look right.
     
  20. GaryPuppet

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