Howard bitching that his "magic wand" remote isnt working properly

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Can you picture Howard laying around in his John Varvatos boxers with his unkempt wig
    waving this thing around like a douche bag Mr. Wizard trying to change the channels?



    BTW, would love for Elias to make an animated gif of this.
    I think id piss my pants if i saw this.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I've watched many a young ladies both American and foreign get off with this wonderful device on various cam sites.

    A big thank you to the japs at Hitachi for developing this.
     
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    Cuckold edition .....
     
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    the blue model aka "Gonzo" comes in two varieties: semi-hard and raring for cunt/anal action
     
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    Someone should tell him it doesn't work while up his ass.
     
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    Howard will probably hire gange to come over and change his channels
     
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    Waving the wand like a fag bitching to Beth that it's not working. "Beeeeeth, beeeeeeth!"
     
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    sounds like my wife. But she doesn't call me Beth.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    OMG I have to tell you guys. I saw one of those hitachi types in my friend's TV room one time near the bed. I was surprised and he said it belonged to his dad.. ???
     
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    That's hot. LOL
     
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    Howard had to pay some tech $1000 to come out to fix his TV remote.

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    Howard's such a fucking moron. It probably just needs new batteries.....and he needs to quit shoving it up his ass.
     
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    the first remote? When I was a kid, my buddy's TV had a wired remote. Back then people would get off their fat asses to change the channel (to one of the other 2 channels)
     
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    Beth tried out the Hitachi but it chipped her teeth.
     
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    Hairless Potter
     
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    the magic wand is a thinly veiled reference to his ambiguous genitalia