Howard brings Whitney Cummings to Seinfeld's party. She wipes her pussy on his couch

It was a whole thing Robin. Don't ask.

 

She's a earner Robin.

 

You know that shit was greasy, what a pig. Of course I am sure the story is embelished to the point that Whitney was probably never even there.

 

Now that he has basically abandoned (and left by) his old 18-45 yr old base of male fans Howard is really trying to kiss up to the female demographic (hence sucking up to whitney and the rest of his antics).

 

Cross Seinfeld off the list of invites the wigged wonder receives next year.

 

He tried to explain it away that it was funny and outrageous and that b/c she was hot, she could get away with it. Since he brought her as a guest, he has to be mortified.

 

If this is true then what the hell is wrong with Whitney Cummings? Other than the fact that she's in-funny...

 

I missed this story. I'm not really sure I want to hear it, but what happened?

 

I don't think Howard is capable of embarrassment or shame any longer.

I mean, he's married to Beth.

 

That's some thread title.

 

Cliffnotes version: "Howard brings Whitney Cummings to Seinfeld's party. She wipes her pussy on his couch."

 

I guess Whitney wasn't wearing underwear, and she started acting all loud and funny have some fake fight with some other chick. And then Howard said she just sat on the couch with her dress hiked up, then actually threw a glass at someone and it broke.

Some sense of humor, that chick.

 

Howard got invited to a Seinfeld party. He had Whitney there as a guest, so he called (or someone did) and asked Jerry's wife if he could bring Whitney as a guest. She says fine. They get there and and Whitney's idea of "funny" is to take her panties off and declare she was rubbing her vagina on Jerry's couch. She also threw a glass that shattered. Howard insists the Seinfelds found this "hilarious".

Obviously in polite company people often "laugh" at drunken antics of boorish guests to avoid a scene. Howard tried to spin it as ok since Whitney is "hot" in his eyes.

 

where was Peter Berg getting drunk and boxing Hank Moody?

 

I hope Howard and that vile pig buy Jerry a new couch. Fucking gross.

 

She's outrageous and probably reminds howard when he was starting out in showbiz as acocksucking, anal loving newbie

 

Yeah, just like Jimmie & Molly were in stitches when Howard hijacked their first dance at the wedding reception.

That Howard, what a card!

 

Howard is a hebrew, the odds of him parting with ANY MONEY without being sued are slim to none