Howard calls Angelina Jolie an attention whore. Who would you fuck Angelina or Beth?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Oscar Winner
    Golden Globe Winner
    Screen Actors Guild Award Winner
    Actor, Director
    Humanitarian
    Environmental conservationists
    Has received Citizen of the World Award by the United Nations Correspondents Association.
    In 2005, she was awarded the Global Humanitarian Award by the UNA-USA
    Mother of human children
    Is married to and fucking A list star Brad Pitt



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    Finished High School
    Might have done underwear print ads for the Penny Saver
    Didn't know who Howard was before she met him..
    Is the face of NSAL a charity that the BBB thinks is questionable at best
    Host of Mom Caves
    Is known by many Arabs
    Mother to dogs and cats
    Is married to and fucking an old jew that looks like Big Bird
     
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    Beth. Angelina is grotesque.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    well that one for beth...

    IMO Angelina has a great face
    her weight is a deal breaker for some but weight can be fixed
    beths is stuck with a horse face

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    Is Brad Pitt tweeting out badly photoshopped pictures of Angelina with their pets? I'm sure Howard's opinion will change if they show up at the next amazing Kimmel bash.
     
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    Well Angelina for sure. But do they both have to stfu? :pray:

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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    lmfao!!

    this should get interesting for sure

    keep in mind AJ is a freak in bed... while beth is a dead fish
     
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    fuck beth has had crazy cabbie and the iron sheik up her ass no thanks
     
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    I would take Angelina in a heartbeat, but she really needs to eat a sandwich. She is skinny to the point where I find it a turnoff.

    Still hotter than Beth though.

    In order to stop her attention whoring ways, Angelina should stop showing leg at the oscars and instead tweet out bikini pictures of her in the snow.

    instead of visiting africa to raise awareness for suffering children, release a youtube video of yourself releasing a seagull on the beach.

    Stop adopting impoverished kids from desparate situations and instead, adopt a few cats and then go announce it on morning tv
     
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  9. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Angelina is looking rough lately, but she's cuckoo and is probably nuts in the sack too. With Beff, it's probably missionary and then "eww, hurry up and get rid of that icky condom you just came in!".
     
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    ...is that cabbie story true, did he really fuck beth?
     
  11. Wesmantooth

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    dude everybody fucked her. Hell even Lumberg fucked her :jj:
     
  12. chapped

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    if he didn't i don't want to know
     
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    rep given !!
     
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    I hate to disagree with you, but you're off base on this one...there is no doubt in my mind that Beth-O is a fucking whore in the bedroom...

    Think about it...There is no other reason why Howard would allow himself to be castrated and constantly sing the praises of his no-talent, comatose-brain, celebrity seeking whore wife..
     
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    I will see your BB and raise you CC

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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    I guess another way to put it is who would you rather be Peter-in-laws with - Brad Pitt & Billy Bob or Howie and half of Saudi Arabia? :c
     
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    5 years ago, no contest, Angelina. Today, I'll fuck yoko...
     
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    omg i might have to go to the ER i just busted something laughing ... fuck i just pissed on myself
     
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    lmfao