Howard can fix The Oscars

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Mar 4, 2014.

  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Presenters should ask other presenters about their romantic lives, and really mix it up and do something interesting. It's the presenters people are tuning in for, not the award finalists. Right, Robin?
     
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    I was not one of the 43 million watching. Then again I'm also not a faggot.
     
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    One word Robin, Lesbians!!!

    Oh wait, never-mind.:doh:
     
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    Howard hates PC scripted safe stuff.
    This from the guy that can't take a random call. Howard even gets nervous when his regular callers try to ask a second unscripted question.....:facepalm:




    AGT Howard has been probing Heidi and Mel on camera about their sex lives.
    How fucking creepy is that?

    Howard has more than once wished out loud that Heidi & Mel dress sluttier.
    You know family friendly entertainment.....:jj:
     
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    1) Love sets instead of selfies
    2) MORE gay actors (if that is possible)
    3) Let Howard do 90 minute interview with each nominee
    4) Fartman
     
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    Make fun of past presenters. Dave sucked. Johnny beat his wife. Bob Hope wasn't funny. Ellen dresses like a bellboy...etc.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Howard can fix anything because according to robin quivers 'Howard is an amazing genius'
    :facepalm:
     
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    Howard can fix the Oscars but can't fix his own show.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    "Robin I was asked to fix the Oscars this year, but Im committed to AGT and this show."
     
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    Howard began to talk ratings and demos then quickly doodled away.
    He must of realized that he is an AGT key demo disaster mid sentence.
     
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    can you imagine how awesome the award show would be if Howard Stern was the host.
     
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    The king of stretch and filler wants to shorten the Oscars.
    The king of poorly scripted staff drama,same safe shit callers, and poorly disguised shit monologues wants the Oscars to be less planned and scripted.
    :facepalm:
     
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    itsawig Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Wiggy hosting the Academy Awards would be must see TV . he would ask each and every presenter and award winner the size of their cock, have they done hash oil and do they orgy.
     
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    he would tell the world how much he loves blow-up-doll wives .....
     
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    :grad: He would also ask for descriptions of other celebrity cock sizes the presenters saw in the dressing room. :grad:
    #stern is flaming gay #stern loves cock
     
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    He could ask all the actors and actresses if they have daddy issues or if they've ever been in therapy.