Howard can't work a radio

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Oct 22, 2014.

  1. Nemo

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    He can't work the radio in the limo?
    8 years on Satellite radio.....and he can't find his channels?
    :facepalm:

    What is a Sim card, Robin?
     
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    He thought it was stuck on the Oprah channel, but that's all-in Howard 100 he was listening to.
     
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    His comedy has become the same as that "drunk uncle" that shows up at family reunions where the relatives are so embarrassed that they wish he would just die already.
     
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    Howard wishes he could do an eleven minute radio show.
    Of course he will not take a 99 percent pay cut.

    Remember that he can't work a radio or doesn't know what a Sim card is because very shortly he will be creating fake bidders for his radio awesomeness as Sirius negotiations heat up.
     
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    Between that and Benji jerking off into tee shirt had to say good by. I swear even for free its a tuff show to listen to. All the giggleing and inside shit is a bit to much right Fred.
     
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    pretending to be dumb, genius comedy
     
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    agree, I used to/can listen for free and just can't....so much out there to choose from.
     
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    I heard that too at the very beginning of the show..."I wish I could do an eleven minute radio show....but I'm stuck BABYSITTING my listeners"

    "I'm just miserable I have to be at AGT"
    poor millionaire, gets paid millions while 90% everyone else at Sirus gets pennies on the hour and only he has the right to complain. He works so hard at his high paying TV gig, just showing up.

    He is setting the stage for the next contract, the show will start at 7am and end at 9am, interview driven (like Ron & Fez interview shows) and the rest will just be repeats. No cast members allowed to shine too brightly, except the non-threatening John Hein.
     
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    Right he thought his radio didn't work but it was just the dead air on 101
    Ronnie has headphones on, listening to Gilbert's podcasts, and couldn't help him.
     
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    He's a 90 year old stuck in a gangly, ugly 60 year old's body.

    He came off as really retarded on that "rant" of this morning.
     
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    Most stars are dumb. Why else would Sirius have an Installer to the Stars to hook up a radio for them.
     
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    Heard that, what a douche. And for the record my iPhone fingerprint reader works on the 1st try over 99% of the time, so take any tech advice from an old queen who can't figure out a car radio with a mine of salt.
     
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    Can't work a radio. Can't turn on his tv. Can't set up his iPhone. Can't download songs to an ipod. What can he do exactly?
     
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    Complain?
     
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    He's such a miserable old bag.
     
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    Love you Nemo. But I dont need to see this first thing in the morning. Where are the spoiler tags? LOL
     
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    The comedian that he interviewed today said that his father looked like Arthur Ashe and his mother looked like Howard Stern, and that when he told his mother that joke she said "Well, I Googled him, and I'll take that as a compliment because Howard Stern's a very handsome man." Howard was mortified and said your mom should not want to look like a man. :giggle:
     
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    There is no way Beth looks like it this and doesn't say "I need my own penthouse floor, or I'll go to the red carpet without you"
    He has to make her out like a saint because that's the only way he can justify that she isn't with him for the fame and money.