Howard catches himself in his own bullshit

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    Twatter him that it's hopeless and give him a link to EB.....
     
  3. Joe Bauers

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    He should learn how to take a picture first.
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    He should take pictures of younger woman who have not been deformed by bad plastic surgery.
     
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    he denied using photoshop?
     
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    What a dumbass.
     
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    howard loves that clone stamp.
     
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    Ahhhh! I was hoping to see you back now that it is calendar season! woot.
     
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    He said he didn't photoshop Lisa G's book cover at all, it was 100% natural. He's probably said the same thing about some of his other monstrosities.
     
  12. Beth143nacho

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    He's basically asking how to use the clone tool without the end being blatantly obvious that he used the clone tool. It's a clandestine call for help because he can't figure out how not to get caught anymore.
     
  13. Beth143nacho

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    Hahah, a buddy of mine tweeted him and told him to ask an expert... Lol
     
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    Where he goes wrong with this photoshop skill is the opacity is to high & everything looks creamy/blurry.
     
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    No, where he goes wrong with Photoshop is that he's a shitty photographer.
     
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    I'm surprised he doesn't have his teacher on call 24/7.
     
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    His teacher isn't much better. :giggle:

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    I believe Howard said that he didn't "airbrush" a photo, a practice that was used on film photography, not digital.

    Remember it's not what he says, it's how he says it.;)
     
  19. Bye You!

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    And an even worse photoshopper.

    He just completely sucks at everything these days, except for sucking.
     
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    He's become a pathological liar who can't keep his stories straight.

    Plus he's just lying to the stupid people who allow him to piss on them.

    He knows that smart people know he is a habitual liar on the air.