Howard changed my mind about marriage

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Apr 21, 2013.

  1. Jon Hein is God

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    sham marriages, beardwork.
     
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    "If she never met the doorman, Beth Stern may have never gotten married."
     
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    "The last time I was dripping in jewels was..."

    :suicide:

    With every idiotic word she utters I hate her more and more. Cunt.
     
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    She's a "Malignant Cunt" . . . :coffee:
     
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    Well, being married would put a crimp in her "dating" her sultan sugardaddies. She never expected a rich John to ever fall in love with her and marry her.
     
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    The best part of the interview:
    The last time I was dripping in jewels was…
    Christmas Eve 2012— my husband, Howard Stern, is very good at giving gifts! They were all wrapped under the tree. He is very romantic. Who knew, right?

    She has to throw in Howard's name into almost every comment she makes. It really is a little stepford wife territory.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    That makes me laugh everytime I read it. :)
     
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    Thank You Very Much! :)
     
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    Leave some more!
     
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    Howard has met his match. Beth is beating Howard at his own game lol
     
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    Bruno stole "Malignant Cunt" from me and never gave me credit . . . :(
     
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    I'm sure you can come up with something even better bro!
     
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    ...howard taught beth all about plugs.
     
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    Does anyone really think that Howard had anything to do with these gifts? He probably sent his assistant to do all the shopping & wrapping.

    While we're on the subject, does anyone think that Howard went to a GNC store to buy a smoothie??? The man is so scared of viruses and germs, I doubt he gets out much at all.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Has "malignant taint" already been used?
     
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    You can have "Malignant Taint". But "Malignant Cunt" is mine forever and always . . . :)
     
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    of course she may have never gotten married. unless she would have met some other rich n famous schlub stupid enough to propose. i love how she still has howard convinced it was his idea to get married. he's a fucking dumbass. she's a moron, but does have some good gold-digging skills. guess that's what she learned at finishing school. i also love how she's all impressed that her christmas gifts were wrapped and under the tree.:facepalm:
     
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    She is just helping the reads from asking "Who the fuck is this twat?"
     
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    Some more gems from the print edition - the large photo of Beth is from Whirl mag (2011):

    Reality: Beth primarily lives in the Hamptons and visits Howard in NYC. She has no work life.

    Beth has been referencing her "modeling years" overseas left and right lately and still hasn't produced one photo.

    She only cries at the sight of a turkey on a Thanksgiving table - I guess because no one wants a turkey jacket.

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