Howard Claims He Hasn't Jerked Off In A Year?

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Then what were all those tedious stories he shared this summer about jerking it to babysitter porn using YouPorn and his iPad while whorsey was partying it up in the Hamptons. Wonder which scenario is the lie.
     
  2. Eddie Blake

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    I definitely think ho ho is fucking with us now...
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  3. Wozardking

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    Filler.
     
  4. Beth143nacho

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    You lost me at "Howard claims". Any words following those two in a sentence are automatically untrue.
     
  5. BethsZygote

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    Had to be a lie for Beffy.

    She is writing all these things down to use as grounds for divorce.

    He jerks off to porn (porn viewing is one of the top reasons cited in divorce papers)
    His fans troll me (hes been bitching about it more than normal later)
    I cant get/keep a job because he has sullied my good polish name.

    Its all about the setup.
     
  6. Phillipmcd

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    Howard Stern the character beats off to babysitter porn. Howard the real guy doesn't
     
  7. newcastlefan

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    He does seem all backed up
     
  8. tv910

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    Howard has always been a liar but it wasn't as obvious because he was sharp enough to keep track of what he said. Now he often sounds like an Alzheimers victim and constantly contradicts himself because he can't remember what he said previously. Time for Gramps to retire.
     
  9. HORSETOOTHED

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    Soon he'll be berating people for jerking off.
     
  10. Ruffypup

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    retweet
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    Tell Howard not jerking makes you fat.

    Bet he hurts himself this weekend
     
  12. Vashier

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    At least the entire room called Howard out on that so he changed it to, "well it feels like a year" :facepalm:

    Gary slurped that right up with his,, "Robin it really does feel like a year"



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  13. lilbuddy67

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    Lies. All lies.
     
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    Wiggy has a servant that jerks him so technically he has not jerked off in a year.
     
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    It's the lady that helps out with masturbation around the apartment. I found it very telling every time Howard pointed out that he locks HIS apartment, His bedroom and HIS bathroom when Beth is out of town. Sounds more like cohabitation is going on than boy and girls town inside of THEIR apartment.

    :bigthink ya think he has a taped line on the floor to separate the common areas?
     
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    [video=youtube;1Hll7ODxyLE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hll7ODxyLE&feature=plcp[/video]
     
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    the real wig spends every evening with wife, she makes dinner and the day ends when they have sex....
     
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    He and Beth can try to save (and thank) the poor helpless sperms.
     
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    Can howard the real guy even get that itsy bitsy teeny weeny jewish curcumsized peeny up any more?

    and yeah, i sang that in my head . can anyone guess what old song its a play on? lol

    but if he can still get it up its to sweaty gay dudes in steam baths and public crappers instead of tight bodied baby sitters in skimpy skirts i figure.
     
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