Howard claims he's getting "haircuts"

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  1. NotMyBro

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    Clip from August 12's intro:



    A bald guy is getting haircuts? HILARIOUS! :lmao:

    He throws in these hair-related lies in all the time to crete an illusion that he has hair and tries to lessen the "it's a wig" conspiracy. Or maybe he loves to call his wig changes "getting a haircut" since one is longer than the other.

    Someone made this pic earlier:

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    He clearly has two distinct wigs… one is much darker than the other and has no grays in it and it's also longer. The other one is brown and has gray hairs sprinkled in it randomly (no real hair ever goes gray like this).
     
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    i hope his wig gives him a glue infection
     
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    You're way too kind :c I hope that toxic glue makes him even more insane.
     
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    Reps to whoever made that picture. :artiejj:


    But why the wig change? That seems like a lot of work for a "day's work". Maybe the evening wig is not conducive to wearing headphones for a radio show no one listens to anymore?
     
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    You're way too kind. I hope that toxic glue forces the Wig to spend the rest of his life with Beff, alone, daughters disgusted with him
     
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    You are kidding, right? Do you think he changed glasses to match his hair because in one photo they look brown, in the other they look black. Lighting
     
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    And I guess the lighting also changes the length of his wig :c
     
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    If you look closely, the agt shot has a lot of shadow around his hair and his head is at a different angle.
     
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    Diff angle? Oh come on. Now you're splitting hairs :c
     
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    I am not going to get in a silly debate with you..head forward...head back ect
     
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    Keep repeating these things and maybe they will magically come true.......

    1) I need to get a haircut
    2) I love my wife. We love each other so much

    Whenever Howard offers up information like that out of the blue, he usually has some other motives.
     
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    The picture on the right looks like a completely different mop. The early morning was much thicker on top with bangs. Hard to believe any rational person would think it's his own hair. Yes, he's used the haircut line for years. I'd like to see Toni giving him a haircut. I would watch that show.
     
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    It's the same wig / hair system. I would account for the difference because of lighting and he probably has more hair product / gel in the AGT appearance. Also, he might have gotten the wig colored and touched up for AGT.

    But the last thing the silly old man has to worry about is cutting his hair. The only direction that mop on top of his head can possibly be moving is down (shorter) if he has some real hair clumped in under those weaves and plugs and extensions and whatever else is going on there.
     
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    Heidi goofed on Howchie's hair process with Toni in an AGT clip probably still on YouTube. Heidi said Toni sits over him the longest and maneuvers his curls juuuuuuust in the right position. Howard wouldn't let Heidi touch his mop in the clip either.
     
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    Although knowing how Howard works, he probably had NBC remove the video. Hah
     
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    Yes, I saw that video. Pretty bad acting on Toni's part doing his "hair". It's funny that he uses the "I'm getting a haircut line" but I've never heard him talk about washing his hair. Oh, that's right, you don't wash a hair system. At least when it's on your head.