Clip from August 12's intro: A bald guy is getting haircuts? HILARIOUS! He throws in these hair-related lies in all the time to crete an illusion that he has hair and tries to lessen the "it's a wig" conspiracy. Or maybe he loves to call his wig changes "getting a haircut" since one is longer than the other. Someone made this pic earlier: He clearly has two distinct wigs… one is much darker than the other and has no grays in it and it's also longer. The other one is brown and has gray hairs sprinkled in it randomly (no real hair ever goes gray like this).