Howard claims that guys don't care about getting blowjobs

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by luvsimpsons, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. luvsimpsons

    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    If that's true than I've been hanging out with the wrong guys because every guy I've gone out with has cared about getting head. I guess Beth doesn't do it right or at all for that matter.
     
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    Howard is a mental / moron. Blow jobs rule! And are best as foreplay.
     
  4. WholeAssholeOut

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    this does not quite jive with my life experience
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Blow jobs are the best..he is such an ass
     
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    He only cares while he's giving
     
  7. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "she never seemed to mind doing it for me."
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    The cock head is very sensitive... if you can't wrap your lips around your teeth, don't bother trying :grad:

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    edit: ninja'd by chuk. here's exhibit B
     
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    I love it when girls even talk about blow jobs
     
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    Those Fucking Teeth !!!!!:shakey:
     
  11. luvsimpsons

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    Me neither, I've been with guys who have demanded head, not asked, demanded.
     
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    It's a defense mechanism... he doesn't get them so he tells himself that BJs are not great.He's an idiot.
     
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    it burns!
     
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    He thinks he's 'evolved' because he's above getting head now, because it's degrading to women. By the same token, going down on women is degrading to men and evidence of a gynocentric, man-hating world. His shrink really fucked him up.
     
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    Beth doesn't like to kiss, she doesn't like blowjobs, she doesn't like to talk dirty. She's an angel :angel:
     
  16. luvsimpsons

    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    You mean to tell me, guys like getting head??? But, but I thought Howard knew everything
     
  17. PI Nate

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    In my relationships, Ive demanded it...:facepalm:
     
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    transgendered guys don't worry about blow jobs
     
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    Someone once said: It's not the sex I'm addicted to...it's the ejaculating!
     
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    Howard is a faggot.