Stern Show Howard complaining about being at work immediately today

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    From Mark's Friggin...



    Howard started the show talking about how he's already ready to go home. Howard said he had a nice vacation and just sat at home. Robin said he did not. Howard said he did sit at home. Howard said he gets there and stays there. Howard said he loves it. Robin said it sounds like he's ready for the apocalypse. He said if shit goes down he's ready. He said that he spends every day getting ready. Howard said he has a whole militia ready to go to take over. Robin asked what her assignment is going to be. Howard said she will service him in his bunker.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    A guy who doesn't work crying about someone complaining about having to work :facepalm:
     
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    I believe Howard is better-prepared for the apolacypse than anybody out there. He already never leaves his house, and just look at his doomsday checklist:

    Full-time hairdresser
    Personal stylist
    Personal chef
    Personal trainer
    Personal driver
    Security force
    Personal computer tech
    Personal TV installer
    Property manager
    Housekeeping team
    Personal watercolor instructor
    Personal calligraphy instructor

    Most survivalists pat themselves on the backs for their measly surplus of canned beans and bottled water.
     
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    Dont forget his personal weather man
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    Don't forget undocumented kitten wranglers :grad:
     
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    I also cry about having to work
    it seems insane to do otherwise
     
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    Most of us bitch and complain about work but none of us are paid eighty million dollars to show up.
     
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    :jj:

    I'd give anything to see Wiggy spend three days without power, in any one of his mansions, regardless of the time of year.

    He'd be contemplating taking his own life after 45 minutes.
     
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    Pretty obnoxious to hear a guy who makes multi millions of dollars complain about having to work four hours a day, three days a week...poor you.
     
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    :gayhand:
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    3 days a week btw.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Isn't he close to retirement age? 65?
     
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    Must get awfully mundane and repetitive having to climb in and out of the limo everyday.

    Fucking wigged faggot
     
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    In the event of an apocalypse, I'm fairly certain that is a list of people that would instantly turn on and canabalize the Wig, the Horse and all the fucked up cats.
     
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    personal chess teacher
     
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    And personal DVR operator.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    And man who helps with "styling".
     
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    I can't believe anyone actually still listens to this douchebag any longer...

    How could anyone who lives in the real world and has real problems tolerate listening to this millionaire and his incessant whining for 5 seconds?
     
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    Howard is mentally ill, he has an obscene amount of money, enough to last centuries, he could retire and live an amazing life doing all kinds of awesome stuff yet he chooses to be miserable and continue working for even more money and does nothing with it.
     
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    just fucking retarded