Stern Show Howard complains about having to carry Gary's card

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  1. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    Today, Howard complained incessantly about Gary putting his Christmas card in his bag.

    Therapy clearly isn't working.
     
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    icypussy clit finder Gold

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    Evolved Howie is not bothered by that, it's clearly a bit to fill time. The only thing that is real on the show at this point is Robins hair...oh, wait.:)
     
  3. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits In an e-friendship Gold

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    You can't cure being an asshole.
     
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    What a cry baby, arrogant, spoiled, prick. It woud've been funny if Gary would've stuck it in Howard's ass crack, instead.
     
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    ...why is gary giving a christmas card to a jew?
     
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    He's the King of all Holidays too.
     
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    'Howard...I think we need to meet four times a week...'


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    ...booeys such a suck up.
     
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    I bet if the card was from someone famous like Anistons, Clooneys, Ellen or even the Kimmels, he would be praising and kissing their asses for a wonderful card.
    And if they stuck the card up him ass, Stern would also enjoy it.
     
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    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    Howard was trying to say it was stupid for Gary to bring it into work rather than just mail it to him. Gary said he wasn't sure which address to send the card to. I've worked places where people exchanged Christmas cards at the workplace. :dontknow:
    Howard went on about it for at least 10 minutes. He said Gary making him have to carry the Christmas card home was inconsiderate, etc. Really fucking insane.
    Gary said "today you're not a nice person" lol
     
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  12. Beefus and Wigward lies

    Beefus and Wigward lies Hurts so good.

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    Booey should write the tell all book.
     
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    Howard does not send, or read cards, like he says. His assistants do this.
     
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  14. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    Along with a Twitter picture of the Amaaaaaaaazing one and 4 kittens reading it
     
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    he is a basic bitch.
     
  16. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    Howard's been carrying around Gary punk card for decades.
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    It can't be much worse than his first, which reads like Beetlejuice ghost wrote it.
     
  18. The Booey

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    It's called "kissing ass."