Stern Show Howard congratulates himself for being at work for a week (3 days)

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Is your faggot mom dead yet
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    By week he means (3) 5 hour days. Getting things done suckas.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    I heard him say that this morning and wanted to throw my phone. What an absolute insult to listeners. He should have retired.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So...stop listening?
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Howard Stern is the hardest working man in show business.
     
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    Somehow, this schtick seemed funnier before I saw the inside of Chimney Manor.
     
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    if my employer gave me 50 weeks of vacation per year i'd bitch endlessly about the 2 weeks I had to go in
     
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    Why did he re-sign if this is the only material he has?
     
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    Bullshit.

    Things have gotten so uncomfortable with Beff at home, he cant wait to get the fuck out of the house.
     
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    What are you basing this on?
     
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    "Who's eyeball is this? Fucking cats already!"
     
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    Howard has eluded to trouble in paradise on the show last several months.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    For example? :munch:
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    He has been saying things like Beth hates me doing this or can't stand that. If you want I can order a transcript for you.
     
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    he seems to like his job as much as I like mine. I don`t get a limo ride in and back,I have a 60-90 minute drive each way.
     
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    at this point howard congratulates himself for making it through a night without getting up 5 times to piss
     
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    I can hear the cult members now:

    "Howard owes us nothing. He has given us decades worth of entertainment. Anyone who trashes him for a lighter work schedule are just crappy fans. He deserves all this time off. He earned it."

    I never got this cult member argument.

    First, Howard never did anything on the air out of the goodness of his heart. He did it to make money. It wasn't like he was on the air for free producing content for people. Even back in the 90s, he was making more a year than most people today will make in a lifetime.

    Second, Howard is making boat loads of money today and asking his fans to pay upwards to hundreds of dollars a year to listen to him. It is our loyalty that made him rich. He owes his fans as much or more than we owe him.
     
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    The guy can't even drink a cup of coffee with out beating himself up over it. He is a pissy little bitch . No matter how much money he has he will always bitch and bitch .
     
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