Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Apr 9, 2012.
She don't cook.
She don't laundry.
She don't cut his nails.
Howard has 2 jobs!
She don't do bjs
She don't do anal
She won't let him eat her gash
not an earner!
She wont shit.
She wont shut up.
She wont stop spending money.
For some reason, I don't think Howard's into that last one.
I'm pretty sure Howard is not into BJ's, anal, or eating gash. That stuff is all so degrading to women.
maybe she has herpes
Howard probably doesn't like the taste of nacho cheese.
"you slept so long i thought you were dead"....imagine the day dreams she was having.
Its not what she doesn't do it what she does do. The only things that matter:
1. She pretends shes in love with him
2. She doesn't vomit when he mounts her, or she does and keeps it quiet.
Shes perfect for him!
Who the hell is this hottie with the huge tits?
This I did not know... why do you think?
Most women enjoy a nice munching and an energetic but gentle clit massage via tongue.
I think the problem must be that Howard's beak digs into her mons in a painful manner.
Either that or the site of lint in that wig is a giant turn-off.
...i think its because howard starts thinking about all the dudes that were there before him and then dumped that skeevy bitch.
Sitting on your ass insulting other people is scarcely a job. A paycheck, yes, but not really a job.
See, "What will Beffie do when Howard dies?" Thread.
...whats noteable here is howard slept from 9 to 9. the dude cant keep up with the demands of his 'wife'. hes working and schmoozing to impress her? and he already has several 100 million?...."something is very fairly wrong here".
I agree with the herpes theory. The man also wears a condom with her, despite the fact that birth control pills achieve the very thing he claims to use them for. He didn't meet her when she was a teenager, basically fresh and unspoiled, he met a woman approaching 30 who had been in several relationships already and likely was a bit loose. Either she has something he doesn't want to catch, or he suspects that she does. If she was indeed an escort, there's no way he's going in bare or putting his mouth down there.
...ok lemmie go look fir it.....