Stern Show Howard cried...

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  1. Snort

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    Howard was talking about his contract on Monday. He started telling tge story about when he left terrestrial radio for the tenth million time.

    First he says something incredibly douchey: "If I am moving on to somewhere else, how cool is it that I'm not promoting it? Douche.

    Then he says that when Hollander and the company told him they were upset that he promoted Sirius, he started crying. Crying. CRYING!!!

    Wash your pussy out, Howard. Fuck sake.
     
  2. Bye You!

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    Never happened.
    He called his lawyers.
     
  3. HowieStearn

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    Ill have you know wig has a very clean pussy :what:
     
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    señor pedro El Chocha Master Bee Ay Pii

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    Eso no es nuevo. Howard dijo eso varios años atras.
     
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    Who primps and fluffs his vagina hair? Toni or Ralph?
     
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    RobotsVsMonsters Semi-lurker since 2008

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    I cried cuz this thread is so bad
     
  8. GodsWForecast

    GodsWForecast Well-Known Member

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    Well, Howard has a heart and is sensitive.

    We know it to be true, because Howard says so...

    :cwl:
     
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    He's not promoting because Sirius has anti promotion language in the contract, or he has nothing to promote. Wiggy is now an old, toothless, declawed house cat crying in his cat nip
     
  10. Snort

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    Stfu douche. Damn you're an annoying fuck.
     
  11. lisac37

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    Howard lies so much that at this point I don't believe anything that comes out of his mouth.
     
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    Howard cried lied (fixed that for you)
     
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  14. Snort

    Snort Small in stature, not swift, not cunning. Gold

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    Well that wouldn't be newsworthy.
     
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    Jesus, before he left terrestrial radio, for what seemed like two years, all he did was piss and moan about how the FCC has muzzled him and he was moving to Sirius so he could say whatever he wanted. That was literally the entire show, him bitching and talking about moving.
     
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    "Hey dude *sniff*, there's nothing FUCKING wrong with crying, dude. Period. In fact, I could have really FUCKING used your support that day I FUCKING cried on the radio. Period." *sniff*

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    Howard lies when he cries

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    Every body cries one time or another.
     
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    lol
     
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    I can't believe I listened to this fagolla for so many years...