Howard "didn't have time" to submit photos of beth for NY Post article

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  1. JoeyG

    JoeyG Active Member

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    Meaning he didn't have time to photoshop the fuck out of the shitty pictures he took to try and make them something worthwhile to submit. Most reputable photographers take a picture, download it, and submit it. Not the Wig. He needs time - and apparently a lot of it if he couldn't even photoshop a couple of them to send in - to photoshop them and make them presentable.
     
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    The photoshop doesn't matter....he's gonna be in a world of shit for not getting any picture into one more venue for Beff "I don't want to be famous" Horsesternsky.
     
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    :secret:She was in Fla having a bit of nip and tuck work done.
     
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    why in heaven's name is the post doing an article on beth (is it a paid advertisement)??
    fuckwald working overtime to jumpstart her "career"??? hasn't that ship sailed yet?
     
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    That's not true. I work in magazines, and every name photographer I work with uses a retoucher. They would never allow an image to be published straight from the camera. But their retouchers work much faster than Howard does, and deliver much better results.
     
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    What is this article supposed to be about?
     
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    i forget his exacts words, but it was something like he didn't have time to get the pictures from the camera. holy fucking shit does he hear himself? does ANYONE believe those lies???
     
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    her new show, Spoiled Rotten Pets, of course.

    You know, the show that is so sensitive to those hurting in these rough economic times, and is in no way highly fucking offensive.
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard's sister is a real photographer. Why don't Howard ask her how its done? 5 legged dogs is NOT the right way.

    I also wonder what Howard sister thinks about Howard and his rants all years: "Anyone with a camera can be a photographer. It take no effort".
    Now Howard have to set up shoots for 2-3 hours and STILL they look like shit, and then he makes them worse in Photoshop.

    Howard should use iPhoto. That is his level of editing.
     
  10. Quite Frankly

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    When Beth quipped on Twitter during the snow bikini shoot "I wish he would find a different hobby", that was hugely revealing.

    Passive-aggressive cunt. The retarded photography sessions are indeed Howard's desperate attempt at giving them a reason to actually spend some time together (before she heads out on the town and returns at midnight to sleep in her level of the duplex).

    Then she has the nerve to make it look like these shoots are 100% his idea, and she's being dragged out there.
     
  11. Thelma

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    THE FUNNIEST was when Howard explained why the New York Post wanted the photos immediately - it was because "I talked about them and they got excited."

    So we're to believe someone at the Post listened to Howard's show yesterday (as unbelievable as that is), heard him mention the photoshoot and they just couldn't wait to see Horseface Horninsky's photos ...

    :hilarious:
     
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  12. schnauzer

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    The one hobby Howard enjoyed, for a long time, was chess. The only way he could negotiate some facetime, with his own wife, was to sacrifice it & spend the free time taking hideous photographs & shamelessly flaunt them. In the process, evaporating any remaining credibility he had -- having said that, there wasn't much to lose.
     
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    Don't they normally have pictures on file of people they give a fuck about?
     
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    Working 12 hours a week on the radio would leave someone with very little free time to edit and submit photos.
     
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    it's a whole thing. Don't ask.
     
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    Beth was too busy working guys!!
     
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    :jj:

    The Post shoulda come here and copped a few.
     
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    That ship never sailed. It sank while still tied to the dock.
     
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    They call that pier pressure.
     
  20. Martina

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    Howard probably has an account with the Post. So they said he better submit something this month because they don't give refunds. So Beth is stuck in Florida with an IV and bandages and Howard has to page through thousands of unpublished photos stored on his iPHONE and email a few to the NY Post ASAP.
     
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