howard didnt want to talk about 'who wore it best'

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by R.P. McMurphy, Jan 30, 2012.

  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...he didnt want to touch a comparison between heidi klum, a woman married to an african gentleman with branding iron marks on his face, and beth oats ostrosky. he dumped that in a new york minute and turned it into how ugly he is. we know, its the money howard, dont kid yourself.
     
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    He was all set to play that clip, but when he heard it was Heidi VS Beth he just decided to summarize it for us. I'm pretty sure it's a sore spot with Beth.
     
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    Howard is the ultimate Tool.
     
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    I'm still trying to figure out what kind of hold Bet-Ho has on the castrated one...She's as dumb as a box of rocks...After the sex, don't you want an intelligent conversation with your girlfriend/wife...I just don't get it....
     
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    Heidi Klum will not be welcomed at Pelican Manor this summer.
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...i know, made me feel all warm and fuzzy.

    ...that is something worth pondering. contract worker maybe, that seems to be her forte'.
     
  7. Peau de Soie

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    That really is the big question, isn't it. Maybe Howard just isn't as smart as I thought he was? Who the hell DOES he talk to in order to keep his brain alive? Robin??
     
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    The bubble around howard's world is getting smaller and smaller and i cant wait for it to pop

    when Beth turns 40 will be the last time we ever year about how old she is
     
  9. Senator Rick

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    It can't just be about the amaaazing sex.
    There is some mysterious something about that shiksa that has a stranglehold on what little intellect Howard has left.

    Did she find photos of Howard and Ralph playing dress-up?
     
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    Howard is just jealous of Heidi because she has had a big black cock inside her ass.
     
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    When they first met Howard wanted someone to fill his need for companionship and at that time a 27-28 year old Beth worked out just fine, she was desperate to find a rich dude before she turned 30, so she probably did anything Howard wanted and was there for him 24/7. After she got the prize she became the BethO we've all come to know and Howie was stuck, ridding himself of her would cost marbles and leave him older and even more in need of a companion. She's the big winner and Howard is stuck in never ending therapy trying to cope with the situation.
     
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    This is the outfit in question:
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    He didn't care about the poll, but the article accompanying said poll had to piss him off.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I usually shy away from the marriage-of-convenience deal-with-the-devil theories, but that makes a lot of sense. It could certainly go towards explaining his continued whininess and therapy. For a while there (at the start of Sirius) he really came off as HAPPY.
     
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    Strange how she became BethO after she married Howard..
     
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    when u hear him on that seagull tape, it is hard to conclude he is much smarter than her dumb ass
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...must be a summer pic, no arm warmers.
     
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    When Howard is unguarded, his true stupidity shines. It is easy to see why they are a perfect fit.
     
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    Maybe it's like when people talk retarded to a baby or a dog. :dontknow:
     
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    "Is it a boy or a girl?", she chirped.

    Oh, GAWWWWD..... :facepalm: