Stern Show Howard Dies - who gets the $$$?

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  1. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    Howard dies and after estate taxes there is $200 million. Who gets the money? Kids, Beth, nieces, cats, charities?

    I'm thinking kids and Beth each get $25 million. Nieces split up $10 million. Ralph and Ronnie each get $1 million to keep quiet. Cat Shelter with Stern name gets $15 million and the rest goes to Planned Parenthood.
     
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    He'll take all those marbles into the afterlife, like an Egyptian Pharaoh.
     
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    Beth gets it all. She battles his kids in court for years before OD'ing Anna Nicole Smith style.
     
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    I thought Squatty Potty, Sprincterine,Ashley Madision and NAMBLA get a big chunk of it...
     
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    Imagine the insurance policy benefit DB has on Howard.
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    I doubt he's leaving anybody but his kids and Beth anything.
     
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    Ralph gets well over a million. I'd love to know how much Sam Simon left him.
     
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    He won't give anything to charity imo. When Beth said she was donating her first book's proceeds to charity he said "why the fuck would you want to do that?" I would like to think he'd be decent and split it four ways between his daughters and Beth. Who knows.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    beth gets all the houses and apartments, vehicles and the majority of the loot.
    The kids get chicken scratchings and table scraps.
    He leave his recordings to the radio hall of fame
     
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    For some unknown reason, it all goes to Benjy.. :tzone:
     
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    I bet Beef won't make out too well in the will. The thought of her and a young stud partying it up with his money is enough to make Hmus give most of it to his kids.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Knees?
     
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    Barf will get a mere token amount.

    The kids split the rest.
     
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    that's an elephant knee
     
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    Nah. I'm sure the prenup gives her a nice amount but the bulk goes to the kids...probably in trust til their 50 ;)