Howard discusses his scarf-wearing (from 02/24/10)

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  1. Dainty Jainty

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    I'm listening to this older show now and had to transcribe this bit for you!

    Robert (a caller): "I noticed for the last couple of weeks that you've been wearing a lot of scarves, these fancy, designer scarves"

    Howard: "That's my new look! Yes, I have a red scarf on today. It's become a fashion statement now. I was reading GQ Magazine and guys like Johnny Depp and all the guys, all the hip guys, wear their scarves! It's become almost a necktie. It's like I don't even take it off. I put it on in the morning, I wrap myself up in my coat, and it's with me all day; I have it on me all day and it feels good. And then if I get a little too warm I take it off! And then I put it back on again."

    Robert: "Hey, man, you know, I like the new look. I didn't know if it was freakin' cold in the studio.."

    Howard: "No.. well, sometimes I do get cold. But this is my new rockin' look. I've been wearing a scarf almost every day and it feels great. And I got a bunch of different ones too!"

    Robin: "Did you learn to tie your scarf?

    Howard: "There's several ways you can do a scarf."

    Robin: "There are different ways to lap a scarf, have you learned any.."

    Howard: "Yeah, Ralph showed me a few actually. This is my signature tying of the scarf."




    OH, it's rockin' alright, Howard. Like the rocks in your head! I couldn't transcribe more, it was making me sick. He then demonstrated different ways to tie/wrap it and even mentioned he was checking out Varvatos's website and that he was admiring the scarves, even considering a polka dot one.

    Imagine the reality of Howard standing in his dressing closet or bedroom as Ralph demonstrates different ways to wrap it around him. Bleh!!!!
     
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    He was creating an excuse for the scars, swelling and inflammation he was going to experience following his surgical adam's apple reduction (a chondrolaryngoplasty, if you wanna get testicle). He is so full of shit he can taste it when he burps. :rolleye:
     
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    Howard wearing a scarf in the studio during the show because he was scabby and bruised from some recent work.
     
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    exactly...
     
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    I predict a new snap on nose like Michael Jackson for Wiggy....when he returns from the from the holiday hiatus.
     
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    :hhh: And when he finally took the scarves off, his adam's apple was gone and his neck was tighter. Like magic! Magical scarves! :)
     
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    can he get something to fix his face?
     
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    Obviously not. That requires even more vacation time and it never seems to "take" with him.
     
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    Unless...

    "Gauze, Robin. Your whole face wrapped in gauze! It's become almost a fashion statement! I was reading GQ Magazine and guys like Johnny Depp and all the guys, all the hip guys, are wrapping their whole heads in gauze!"
     
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    'cuz the wig has always been synonymous with hip...
     
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    wow! he is handsome after all...
     
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    Thanks, Nemo, for causing me to spit up my coffee.
     
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    You can count the rings in his neck just like an old tree stump.
     
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