Howard does not wear a wig or Toupée

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  1. dawg

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    We have come a long way in hair systems. The argument that Howards hair blows in the wind and gets wet when he swims does not wash. You can stand in a tornado with these. Howard's hair is real, why? Because they make these systems with real human hair.

    Is it growing out of his head? Fuck no!

    http://www.farrellhair.co.in/Media/howardstern.asp

     
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    1. This thread needs to be made sticky, so we don't get comments like "Letterman proved its not a wig by pulling his hair" or "I can see his hairline, so its not a wig". That ruins all the good wig/hairsystem threads.

    2. How the hell can anybody stand walking around with a hat on 24 hours a day.
     
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    I think he would look fine bald a gray. It's a natural human look.
     
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    I think he should "grow" it longer. It's too short/round. Also looks too much like Ralph's.....
     
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    This is why I love Dawg's. No ass gets to be kissed be it one from HSS or Dawg's Saloon.







    You are a class act, sir! :toptip:

    (Hurry! Someone post the freeze frame from Channel 9 where he's wrestling and the wig almost comes off!)
     
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    You do need to keep the glue spread out good or it may come off :jj:
     
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    Howard has to have his wig reglued every two weeks.
     
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    Howard proved it's a wig by telling Peirs Morgan not to get too frisky when he touched it.
     
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    Stern's a wigger, that's for sure.
     
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    i have the simplest argument for his hair being his own, and growing: howard and i are the same age and my hair is my own and growing so there is no reason why his can't be too. if you guys are our age and bald, blame your grandparents.
     
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    and he will never let the truth get in the way.
     
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    During the whole Benji wig incident he referred to Benji's wig offhandedly by saying, "Its just a bad wig."

    Also he swore up and down that he never had work done to his face and then he finally admitted it and said that his wife has real breasts. Not buying that he doesn't have some sort of "system" and dyes his hair so that it blends in. His hair was never as dark as it is now.

    I had jet black hair and as I'm getting older, its taking on a bit of a reddish brown tint. Its still black, but not as dark black. No one's hair gets darker with old age.
     
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    generally i would agree with you, but find anyone who takes synthetic cortisone or prednisone. blonds go black on it long term. doesn't matter how old they are.
     
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    Howie's afraid to eat chicken, he ain't taking that shit
     
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    Even if he wasn't bald or gray, NO ONE gets thicker hair along the hairline as they get older. I know not everyone goes bald, but the guy puts his hair stylist into his contracts, and he backed out of a $50,000 bet against Andrew Zaharian "the bald truth", a challenge that he initially brought on. If someone bet me 50 grand on my hair I'd take it all day long, because I know it is real. Howard is aging and he hates it, he wants to be young so bad, but nature has other ideas. That is not his real hair.
     
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    show me a scalp
     
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    Howard's hair gets thicker, and darker as he ages. Just like mine..
     
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    I swear you post this evidence at sfn and they treat it like you posted an Alex Jones video about 911, they are such fucking retards over there.

    O and thanks to the OP video, Howards front hanging bacon is actually called "Gravity Splits" in the biz. learn something new every day.
     
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    They said on the wrap up show today that Howard doesnt like hugs and they "feared" at ATG he would be surrounded of people and people would like to hug him. They even talked about arrangements by Ronnie to prevent that from happening.