Howard Doesn't Get Enough "Me" Time

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  1. BethSucks

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    During his embedded commercial for "House Of Cards" he states he doesn't get enough me time and is jealous of those that do. The guy has a part time job, four day weekends, 12 weeks vacation, no responsibilities and an army of staff to tend to what the rest of us call chores. He has time for sketching, mod poge, journaling, guitar and photoshopping his "wife's" pictures but has no "me" time. He is fast reaching Howard Hughes territory.

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    Robin said Howard told her that when you put kids to sleep you can't keep them up with activities. Howard said he had to stay up and watch the show. He said he's jealous of people who don't do anything during the day. He said they give in to every bit of their id. He said that he gets jealous. He said he had to have some me time.
     
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    Howard is watching 37 shows now...is the fake story.
     
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    [video=youtube;0fcXnIc_B3c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fcXnIc_B3c[/video]
     
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    ...sounds like his goyem albatross has got him on the ropes. hes got to be punch drunk from meeting beths needs.
     
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    It's just another passive-aggressive shot at Beth.

    Look for Beth to now post some ugly pic of Howard, and make a sarcastic comment about how hot her husband is.

    Like clockwork with these two.
     
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    Howard wants a Sam Simon-like life (minus the deadly cancer...). Sam "created" something and continues to get paid for not lifting a finger. Howard is an hourly worker. He makes $100k an hour, but he is still an hourly worker. They should make him punch in and punch out to add to the humiliation.
     
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    he's probably talking about his second job....boo hoo
     
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    Listening to grown people complain about not having enough time to watch tv pisses me right the fuck off. His anal partner ralphie cakes is defending the old wig right now on wrap up. I hope Ralph gets aids and dies alone. I hate his guts.
     
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    I can't believe I am saying this, but I think I may be envious of Ralph. I wish I could be a barnacle clinging to multi-millionaires.
     
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    Normal grown men just don't cry about me time. Howard should be culled from the herd. :mad:
     
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    It drive stern crazy other guys sit home and make millions
    and are beloved for doing real charitable work.
     
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    Well of course we are envious. The flip side is that I don't want to suck Howard's anal fissure, so I guess I'm not qualified for the barnacle position. :nocheer:
     
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    He also sees his new buddies like Leon Black that don't really create anything, but create money out of thin air. If Howard was a real "partner" and agreed to take his $100mil in SIRI stock at .05c instead of cash, he'd have made more money from doing nothing than he did working 30 years.
     
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    I don't want to, but I'm not 100% sure I can rule it out....I think I might wish I was Ralph. :facepalm:
     
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    The fuck would still be miserable.....planning and plotting other marble heists.
    :jj:
     
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    Da*n, the man is responsible for the #1 show in radio, the number #1 show on TV and has a production company that produces things the rest of us don't even know are Stern related. He assists his wife with her charity work and is responsible for the future of his brand. That is a lot to deal with on top of getting up at 4AM. Cut the man some slack.
     
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    His whining about how shitty his life was used to be endearing, now that he's a billionaire who works less than 20 hours a week it's just ponderous.