Howard doesn't have foreplay with Beth

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  1. Goods

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    There is no intimacy in his relationship.

    Today when Howard was asked if he has foreplay with Beth he said: "Listen, we have our thing and it works"
     
  2. Wesmantooth

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    'thing' being her strapping on and blasting wiggys O ring :jj:
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    yeah. foreplay to howard is he gives beth his amex card.
     
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    Their thing is

    Howard hoping he can last 5 seconds
    Beth praying he will be done in 3 seconds.
     
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    Beth has said the entire relationship is about Howard. Why would they have foreplay when Howard doesn't want it? Beth is nothing more than a hired employee.

    It is a fact that narcissists are unable to have a real relationship with a person.
     
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    photo shoppers have at it
     
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    Two lumps of sugar doesn't count as foreplay???

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    foreplay:
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  9. Popeye Saavedra

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    Their thing is Beth banging other dudes, while Howard stays at home and jerks off to baby sitter porn.
     
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    He got sooooo defensive during that segment! Funniest thing I've heard on the show in eons.
     
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    He has a guy that helps with the jerking off. His name is Ralph.
     
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    I don't think he has sex with Beth, let alone foreplay.
     
  13. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    He bangs her for ten seconds, he orgasms, she fakes orgasm, they go to sleep. Simple.
     
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    fixed
     
  15. Nibbler

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    Foreplay: Beth lets Howard take a picture of her semi-naked
    Sex: Howard jerks off to the picture
     
  16. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Even better. :hat:
     
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    I want to hear that to. The description on Mark's Friggin sounded great. There is no foreplay because the sooner Howard hops off of Beth, the sooner she can be out the door. There is no reason that an attractive woman in her sexual prime could be into a pray-a-mantis humping on them
     
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    Whats wrong with jerking off to pics? :dontknow:
     
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    amended. :wigtip:
     
  20. Nibbler

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    Is that something you like to do Splashlog?

    Unfortunately no one sends me any pictures. :depressed: And Beth doesn't do it for me.
     
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