Howard doesn't know why Beth loves him?

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    Howard doesn't know why Beth loves him. I think it's the money $$$$.

    what do you guys think?
     
  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I think its the fact that he doesn't want to have sex with her.
     
  3. Wigward Hairhat

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    It's gotta be his rockstar-hair.
     
  4. BethSucks

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    Beth doesn't love him, she loves what he provides, cash and access to celebrities. Sucker pays.
     
  5. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Shopping 'n cuddling 'n The Bachelor 'n adopting kittens...she's the gay divorcee who gets to still live in the top floor of the gay guy's duplex.
     
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    She gets to be a star fucker without actually having to fuck Howard plus she has access to his bank accounts.

    Its a win-win-win situation for her.
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Because standing next to him makes her look some what attractive.
     
  8. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    He caught himself when he said it and quickly said as much as she can love me. I mean, all this Mexico bullshit is ponderous. Can you imagine going to Mexico and going on and on about some buff guy? I mean unless it was Arnold S. I don't think any of us would. Unless we were fags of course.
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...howard was intimidated, beth was hoping he'd fall asleep.
     
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    man those arab fcks have so much cash it's crazy....youtube has many clips of them and their exotic cars
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Throw in a Limo and celebrities and Beth IS IN FAKE LOVE!!!! :wub:
     
  13. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Moose is dual gendered...It has a non child bearing vag and a set of balls...All it has to do is put on a strap on and Wigward has the linebacker of his dreams.


    f-mutt
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    She's a highly paid whore.
     
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    Five years into their marriage and 13 or so years into their relationship, a 60-year-old man continues to make embarrassing comments like, "Now my wife will love me even more!"

    Howard has never had a realistic understanding of human interaction, but he's slipped further and further into Martian territory these last few years.
     
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    They should hook her up to the lie detector and have callers call their questions in.
    Greatest show of all time.
     
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    Akbar is making it rain on that ho.
     
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