Stern Show Howard doesn't like Blowjobs?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by JerseySlim, Jun 28, 2016.

  1. JerseySlim

    JerseySlim Well-Known Member

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    I know he has said that before, but he said it again to Lenny Dykstra today. Is there any other man on this planet that has ever uttered those words? Gee, I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that his lame, pain in the ass wife probably finds it "icky"
     
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    Howard doesn't like GETTING blow jobs.
     
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    He's probably had to convince himself that he doesn't like them because Beth won't do it or is horribly bad at it.
     
  4. Sea Slob

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    He doesn't like germs :grad:
     
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    Only Ralph knows how Howard likes his blow jobs.
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Can't say I blame him one bit...


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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Let me back in the Women of the Saloon thread VIP

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    Do you think he would ever use a Fifi Bag to simulate oral sex?
     
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    I wonder if he would let beth blow him without a rubber.
     
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    He loves giving blow jobs
     
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    No Beth doesn't give blowjobs, No man gay or straight doesn't like blowjobs thats just complete nonsense
     
  11. Austinchota

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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    he also thinks vaginas are icky
     
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    There are plenty of 62-year-old 100% straight he-men who don't like getting blowjobs from women, don't like looking at vaginas, don't like heterosexual sex without condoms, and spend all day sexually harassing their male employees, lusting over 9-inchers and having gay phone sex with bisexual incestuous autistic guys.
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Beth drilled into his head that it's demeaning to women. Plus have you seen her teef?
     
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    Do you think he'd feel this way if Beth loved sucking his dick?

    "No, honey: stop! You know I don't like that!" :no:

    :rolleyes:

    It's obvious by now that he goes which way her wind blows. Or doesn't blow, as it were.

    I'd love to know what that shrink's story is. Either he's as queer and closeted as Howard, or he's in cahoots with the oaf.

    Even a terrible blowjob comes with a wonderful visual and great sounds.
     
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  18. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    My fantasy is that Beth and Doctor Strangelove are in cahoots. "Look, Doc, I'll deny him all the respect and care and intimacy that comes with a loving marriage, making sure you get that yacht of yours that you've always dreamed about. In return you convince him that sex with women is wrong, and that a proud serial cheater can be trusted to live alone in a mansion that he paid for. Do we have a deal?"
     
  20. The Booey

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    A blowjob adds 20 calories to Howard's diet.

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